Untitled attachment

Notices where this attachment appears

1. Embed this notice
   lcamtuf :verified: :verified: :verified: (lcamtuf@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 12-Jul-2025 08:28:19 JST lcamtuf :verified: :verified: :verified:

   *** Online shopping in 2010 ***

   Me: Hello, UnderpantsEmporium.com? I’d like to buy underpants.

   Underpants Emporium: Certainly, sir. Your underpants will arrive on Monday.

   Me: Thanks.

   *** Online shopping in 2025 ***

   Me: Hello, UnderpantsEmporium.com? I’d like to buy underpants.

   *ding* ShipPirate.biz: Your package is getting shipped!

   Me: Wait, who are yo…

   *phone vibrates* SMS from 21525: ORDER UPDATE: package is on the move.

   *ding* UPS MyChoice: Your package is on the way.

   *ding* Underpants Emporium: Your pants-ckage is en route from us to you.

   Me: dudes…

   *ding* Underpants Emporium: Be sure to review your underpants!

   *ding* UPS MyChoice: Your package is out for delivery. Follow it on a live map.

   *phone vibrates* SMS from 21525: ORDER UPDATE: package is out for delivery.

   *phone vibrates* SMS from +252 3983929301: There was a problem with your shipment. Please claim your package at che4p-pi1lz.virus-basket.biz.ru.

   *ding* Underpants Emporium: how’s that review coming along?

   *phone vibrates* SMS from 21525: ORDER UPDATE: the eagle has landed.

   *ding* Underpants Emporium: customers who bought underpants also bought

2. Embed this notice
   Abolisyonista (abolisyonista@ni.hil.ist)'s status on Sunday, 04-May-2025 12:57:08 JST Abolisyonista

   Normies: May the Fourth be with you.

   Me: Fulfill the conclusions of the May Fourth Movement!

3. Embed this notice
   Miakoda (hellomiakoda@pdx.social)'s status on Saturday, 08-Mar-2025 16:27:40 JST Miakoda

   Me: Hmmm... Do I really want another one of these donuts? It's not healthy.

   Other part of me: Our country has been taken over by fascists who want to kill you.

   Me: Good point. *has donut*

4. Embed this notice
   Mᴀʏᴀ :bc: (mayaisloading@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 06-Feb-2025 06:38:05 JST Mᴀʏᴀ :bc:

   I've spent most of my childhood and teens with my two cats. I often had this conversation with people:

   Them: Cats don't understand us like dogs.

   Me: They do, they know their names. They just don't always care to obay.

   Them: They don't obay because they don't understand you.

   Me: Well, whenever I call one of them by name ether the right cat comes or no cat comes. Never the wrong cat comes.

5. Embed this notice
   Judy Schmidt (spacegeck@astrodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Feb-2025 10:37:12 JST Judy Schmidt

   Me: Oh yeah I can talk all day about astronomy and processing and art and science etc etc

   Them: Ok we need a short quote from you.

   Me: Well, fuck this, I'm going home

6. Embed this notice
   Jo (elsapreme@chaosfem.tw)'s status on Friday, 06-Dec-2024 01:41:59 JST Jo

   in reply to

   @killyourfm

   My laptop: Has TPM 2.0
   Microsoft: Get Fucked no Win11 for you.

   Me: Ahh, OpenSUSE on all my computers then.