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   Mᴀʏᴀ :bc: (mayaisloading@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 06-Feb-2025 06:38:05 JST Mᴀʏᴀ :bc:

   I've spent most of my childhood and teens with my two cats. I often had this conversation with people:

   Them: Cats don't understand us like dogs.

   Me: They do, they know their names. They just don't always care to obay.

   Them: They don't obay because they don't understand you.

   Me: Well, whenever I call one of them by name ether the right cat comes or no cat comes. Never the wrong cat comes.

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   Judy Schmidt (spacegeck@astrodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Feb-2025 10:37:12 JST Judy Schmidt

   Me: Oh yeah I can talk all day about astronomy and processing and art and science etc etc

   Them: Ok we need a short quote from you.

   Me: Well, fuck this, I'm going home

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   Jo (elsapreme@chaosfem.tw)'s status on Friday, 06-Dec-2024 01:41:59 JST Jo

   in reply to

   @killyourfm

   My laptop: Has TPM 2.0
   Microsoft: Get Fucked no Win11 for you.

   Me: Ahh, OpenSUSE on all my computers then.

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   timberwraith (timberwraith@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 15-May-2024 03:25:20 JST timberwraith

   in reply to

   Reason: Because you're human!

   Me: I wish I weren't.

   Reason: Because most people are good?

   Me: That has yet to be confidently demonstrated. Depends on your criteria and people's criteria are usually highly selective.

   Reason: Because not liking humanity makes you antisocial and a bad person!

   Me: Humanity seems pretty bad to me. So, that's an untrustworthy assessment by a questionable source.

   Reason: People won't like you.

   Me: I don't care.

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   Diligence Jones (deliachristina@sfba.social)'s status on Thursday, 18-Apr-2024 03:44:02 JST Diligence Jones

   Dude on street corner with a tablet: Do you care about children?

   Me: [leaving the office] No.

   Him: You don't care about children??

   Me: No.

   Him: Wowww. That says alot about you.

   Me: Dude, it's Tuesday.

   My filter is gone. Even for charity fundraisers.

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   💜 AdoraBeryl 🩷 (rasp@raru.re)'s status on Saturday, 17-Feb-2024 05:39:19 JST 💜 AdoraBeryl 🩷

   *Me if I ever met my fictional crush*

   Me: Oh nooooo please don't hurt me

   Her: Don't worry I'm not going to touch you.

   Me: Why nooooooooooot??