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   lcamtuf :verified: :verified: :verified: (lcamtuf@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 12-Jul-2025 08:28:19 JST lcamtuf :verified: :verified: :verified:

   *** Online shopping in 2010 ***

   Me: Hello, UnderpantsEmporium.com? I’d like to buy underpants.

   Underpants Emporium: Certainly, sir. Your underpants will arrive on Monday.

   Me: Thanks.

   *** Online shopping in 2025 ***

   Me: Hello, UnderpantsEmporium.com? I’d like to buy underpants.

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   Me: Wait, who are yo…

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   Me: dudes…

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     mark (atleagle@mastodon.online)'s status on Saturday, 12-Jul-2025 10:32:10 JST mark

     in reply to

     @lcamtuf now could you take a quick survey?

     How about now?

     Still no?