Notices by Niko Heikkilä (nikoheikkila@fosstodon.org)

Baldur's Gate 3 patch notes make me curious.

Is the C penis better than the D penis? Do they have different stats? What kind of undies do male gnomes wear? Do I need to buy the game to find out?

Maybe this is a clever marketing campaign.

We are making syrup and liquor out of these green babies.

The liquor base is 21 per cent spirit, so it should be drinkable without mixing. I'll see about that in three weeks, whether it's the good stuff or nail polish.

Something I would not have thought beforehand: using @elk on the desktop and @ivory on the phone feels like I'm using *Fediverse* instead of Mastodon.

Having official applications is excellent for new joiners because onboarding experience is a serious matter. However, it can feel like using yet another Big Tech social media platform. Open API with a multitude of excellent clients help alleviate that pain.