Notices by Vermin Supreme (verminsupreme@mastodon.social), page 2

Now, let's talk about the state of our union. The economy is booming, thanks to the widespread adoption of unicorn and zombie-based industries. We've also been making great progress in our efforts to provide free ponies for all Americans. The ponies are still in beta testing, 3/7

STATE OF THE UNION
My fellow Americans, it is an honor to stand before you today as your President, Vermin Supreme. It has been a wild and wacky ride since I took office, but I can say with confidence that America is better than ever.
First of all, I want to thank the Department of Time Travel for their hard work in making sure that the past is exactly how we want it and the future is always uncertain. They're doing a fantastic job.
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I would like to crowd source a chatbot State of the Union by Vermin Supreme NOW!!!
( I forgot to write one.)

Press F to pay respects.

GLOBAL TEMPERATURE IS UP 1.8 DEGREES C; THE HIGHEST JUMP EVER - THE TIME IS NOW FOR A ZOMBIE POWERED FUTURE!
WIth my zombies from the future working hard on their hamster wheels, I promise to end climate change once and for all.

A gentle reminder to all, please do not feed the brains of politicians to the zombies. Data from my travels into the future has shown it causes them to lose all function.. they say they will run to generate power for us, but they break free and try to eat the citizenry.

Help if you can. https://www.gofundme.com/f/donate-to-help-loyal-his-mom