GLOBAL TEMPERATURE IS UP 1.8 DEGREES C; THE HIGHEST JUMP EVER - THE TIME IS NOW FOR A ZOMBIE POWERED FUTURE!
WIth my zombies from the future working hard on their hamster wheels, I promise to end climate change once and for all.
A gentle reminder to all, please do not feed the brains of politicians to the zombies. Data from my travels into the future has shown it causes them to lose all function.. they say they will run to generate power for us, but they break free and try to eat the citizenry.