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   Vermin Supreme (verminsupreme@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 12:03:57 JST Vermin Supreme

   STATE OF THE UNION
   My fellow Americans, it is an honor to stand before you today as your President, Vermin Supreme. It has been a wild and wacky ride since I took office, but I can say with confidence that America is better than ever.
   First of all, I want to thank the Department of Time Travel for their hard work in making sure that the past is exactly how we want it and the future is always uncertain. They're doing a fantastic job.
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     Vermin Supreme (verminsupreme@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 12:05:25 JST Vermin Supreme

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     Now, let's talk about the state of our union. The economy is booming, thanks to the widespread adoption of unicorn and zombie-based industries. We've also been making great progress in our efforts to provide free ponies for all Americans. The ponies are still in beta testing, 3/7

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     Vermin Supreme (verminsupreme@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 12:05:51 JST Vermin Supreme

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     I have faith that we'll get there soon enough. On the international front, we've made great strides in our efforts to promote world peace. We've finally succeeded in convincing North Korea to switch from missiles to water balloons. And let's not forget the historic treaty we signed with the aliens to establish peaceful coexistence and regular UFO rodeos. 5/3

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     Vermin Supreme (verminsupreme@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 12:06:34 JST Vermin Supreme

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     We've also been working hard to improve our infrastructure, with the addition of the world's largest rubber duck and the construction of a moat around the country to keep out the sea monsters. Finally, I want to address a matter that's been on all of our minds: the squirrel problem. We've formed a task force and are making great progress in our efforts to eradicate these nut-stealing pests. 7/6

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     Vermin Supreme (verminsupreme@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 12:06:56 JST Vermin Supreme

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     In conclusion, I am proud to say that America is stronger than ever, and I look forward to continued progress in the years to come. Thank you and brush your teeth! 9/9