Notices by Chop (chopaganda@shakedown.social)

@FlashMobOfOne Pretty sure the most defeated feeling on earth is having your food delivery fucked up after a miserable day. No sarcasm. Sorry, bud.

Update: Got another estimate from an independent electrician who came recommended (a large company w/ all 5-star reviews gave the $1500 estimate). $190 and fixed. Gonna buy an 8-ball, whiskey, and some firearms with the money saved to celebrate Vets Day. https://shakedown.social/@chopaganda/113465240299943004

@FlashMobOfOne One correction on this. McCain defecting from his party saved the ACA. Courts won’t matter if Congress strikes it down—and they will. Gonna suck for people with pre-existing conditions.

In honor of Yellowstone back tonight, we’ve got Duttons #RANKED

Beth Dutton
<Grand Canyon)
John Dutton
Jamie Dutton (every show needs a douche)
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Tate Dutton
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Kayce Dutton

Kayce's favorite member of the Dead is Mickey bc he loves Drumz so much.

Hence why I’ve been a righteous asshole for the past two years about getting off Twitter. Sometimes, it’s hard being so right. At least everyone who stayed got to play a part in Trump winning.

::sigh::

from @Dianora https://ottawa.place/@Dianora/113453429543565572

Anyone else getting their ass handed to them betting college football this season?

I’m a pretty good sports better—literally haven’t had to put a dime into my DraftKings account since my first $20 deposit ~5 years ago. NCAAF is my bread and butter. This season, I’ve been getting shelled week after week.

Blows me away how much these free market/deregulation assholes immediately want government intervention when the market’s choices don’t go their way.

from @maleve https://zeroes.ca/@maleve/113450889894956714

@FlashMobOfOne All one needs to see is the real timeline of events. We’re being fed such horseshit.

Ted Cruz race not even close. Iowa a pipe dream. Abortion seems to be a non factor. Mexicans overwhelmingly support guy who wants to deport them.

Merry Christmas

@FlashMobOfOne Oh, I mute all the time. I’m talking about the annoyance of needing to click on posts to read bc they have content warnings.

Honestly, all of you putting content warnings on your election posts is more anxiety inducing than the actual election.

While I’m all for trying to respect people’s triggers, this is getting a little silly. Election Day is a reality of life, and it’s here.

I have friends who HATE the #Jets and I just don’t get it. What have they ever done to deserve hate? It’s like hating on Corky from Life Goes On.

#NFL

Freshly made pastas at Mayfair Mercato, a food hall that I guess was an old church. Cacio e Pepe and a tomato topped with burrata.

Just gonna post everything I eat.

Yorkshire pudding burrito. Essentially a Sunday roast in a burrito.

@FlashMobOfOne Just the little dignity that’s left

Had a day to digest the Davante Adams trade. On one hand, adding a WR doesn’t exactly solve our inability to stop the run, get to the passer or run the ball.

But indirectly—if this works—teams won’t be able to rush as many players when they have to cover Adams and Wilson. And they won’t be running as much if we can put up more points.

The problem is that “if” depends on 40yo Rodgers still having it coming off a lost season. Pure desperation, but it’s a do or die season so 🤷♂️ #NFL #JETS

@FlashMobOfOne Happy birthday!

@FlashMobOfOne As someone who followed wrestling in the mid/late-80s and then again from 97ish to 2002ish, the Roman Reigns phenomenon is completely lost on me. I don’t find him interesting as a technical performer or an entertainer, and I keep wondering what I’m missing.

@FlashMobOfOne @fasterandworse Every time I finish a Teams call, I get a bulleted summary of the call created by Microsoft Copilot. My coworkers love it. “It’s taking notes so we don’t have to.” The idea that network security isn’t leveraging the same tools to monitor us is silly.

If you’re going to talk shit about your company/leadership at work with coworkers, stop doing it over email/Slack/Teams or anything else that’s company-owned.

@FlashMobOfOne @fasterandworse It’s already happening.