Notices by Chop (chopaganda@shakedown.social)

@FlashMobOfOne I dunno. Vrabel is an established quality coach who is a former Pats player in their ring of honor. I hate the Pats and Kraft. But if the option is wait and see if Mayo works out or sign a known quantity who bleeds Pats colors, I think Kraft made the right choice here.

@FlashMobOfOne My guess? He already had an agreement with Kraft to go there before Mayo got fired.

@FlashMobOfOne While that still may be true, I think Vrabel being available and potentially going to a division rival justifies the move. Now if the Pats don’t hire Vrabel, it’s a massive WTF.

The saddest thing you’ll read all day. Assuming Vrabel goes Pats, I really want Aaron Glenn. But I bet he goes to NOLA. That leaves Flores as the only reasonable option, but I doubt Woody hires him. The misery will continue.

https://jetsxfactor.com/2025/01/07/ny-jets-hc-candidate-tier-list/

The January 6th insurrection did make for great tv though 🤷♂️

@FlashMobOfOne In fairness, the last week of the season has always sucked — whether week 16, week 17, or week 18.

If Denver can’t have a white Chrismukkah, we’ll drive to one.

Few laps at Copper and home by Q2 of Chiefs/Steelers for bourbon and presents.

Merry Chrismukkuh everyone!

It’s easy to question how a nation can elect Trump for a second term. Then, you see a commercial for “boneless wings” with ranch dressing, and you realize this is the America we deserve.

Covid Day 6: Shit is still lingering and I can’t take being inside anymore. Tried some exercise to speed things alone with a hike around Red Rocks since going to the gym sick is sociopathic.

Cold air hit the lungs like razor blades, but felt so good to move.

When it comes to matzah balls soup, most people shoot for big, fluffy balls. Light balls. Airy balls.

Not me.

I want dense balls. The kind of balls you’ll gag on. If people say, my balls are so dense that people will choke on them, that’s a good matzah ball soup. They’re the kind of balls grandma loved.

Curious why Belichick joined UNC at this stage of his career—especially when NCAA coaches work more than NFL bc of year round recruiting.

- Joy of coaching. Wants to experience college.

- Wins in college & legacy sealed as indisputable GOAT

- The chicks

Looking at MetLife Field thinking about how we thought it was bad with Todd Bowles and Ryan Fitzpatrick. Then it got worse with Adam Gase and Sam Darnold. Then it got even worse with Zach Wilson and Robert Saleh. And now somehow it’s even worse with Aaron Rodgers and Saleh’s ashes.

@FlashMobOfOne Lyft tries to put multiple rides in one day into a single charge. Maybe that’s to save on fees?

So what I’ve often seen is two sets of charges: the single rides and the full day. Then the single rides fall off.

Only in Canada because the universe is a cruel, cruel place.

@DarthAstrius It’s not my fault that you’re a fan of a team devoted to Trump.

@DarthAstrius It’s not my fault that the Bosa brothers are major sponsors of Project 2025.

@DarthAstrius Both Bosas are pieces of shit. You know this because they went to Ohio State. Rooting for Ohio State is like rooting for apartheid.

@DarthAstrius Maybe encourage your team to spend more time reading their playbooks instead of Mein Kampf.

@DarthAstrius Buddy, you jumped into my mentions. If I’m a weirdo (which I proudly am), what does that make you for prolonging this conversation?

Good won and evil lost today. Ohio hasn’t been this sad since the 2020 election.

It’s glorious.

Fuck you Ohio State you fucking MAGA fucks.