Notices by Nash (nash@labyrinth.social)

oh hey if you're making zines, a couple years ago I made a lil free browser tool that'll do zine layouts for PDF's, so you don't have to manually flip all the pages around

https://nashhigh.itch.io/zinearranger

they did Wheel of Fortune, where are the game shows for the other 77 tarot cards??

Honey I Scaled the Kids Back to Regular Size But There Are a Lot of Antialiasing Artifacts

Honey I Orthogonally Projected the Kids

Honey I Multiplied the Baby's Transformation Matrix by Its Inverse, Returning Them to the Origin of the Universe

Honey I Resized the Kids and Forgot to Check the 'Maintain Aspect Ratio' Box

my hot take is people in the Victorian era wrote too much

it's basically the same thing as how I post too much, but with the printing press & the fountain pen instead of the internet and the activitypub protocol

an uncomfortable election cycle for me, someone who has long considered themself to be 'weird' (in a good way)

@checkervest hmm both scenarios involving leaves... interesting...

[scribbling "RICH PEOPLE WEAK AGAINS LEAVES? INVESTIGATE" into my pocket notebook]

> how to get a crush on somebody without going fully off the rails & turning into a big shy doofus

@hannah for sale: big rock, recently viewed

heard some folks have been scraping the fedi again & importing posts into their AI powered social network startups. figured I better send a reminder to be careful what you scrape!!

uh oh

just putting this out there that by training a language model on any of my toots you agree to transfer full ownership of that model & any profits it makes to me exclusively

a cow is specifically a female bovid taurus. so it goes without saying that to be a "cowboy" is inherently genderqueer

PainBox by Bene Gesserit -- a curated selection of pains delivered monthly right to your doorstep

So @hexephre and I have been working on a secret project lately & now we are excited to present to you:

✨ Fedi Trading Cards! ✨

- Create your own personal trading card(s) and share them with friends!
- There are no rules to this game, so put whatever you want on there! Or make up your own rules!
- Use the #FediCard tag to share with other fedi...carders? cardizens??
- Collect them ALL 😤

https://nashhigh.itch.io/fedi-cardmaker

participating in scamuary, where I invent a new kind of fraud every day

2. code-executing remote