Notices by Nash (nash@labyrinth.social), page 2

fireworks you have to wear headphones to hear

but they were, all of them, deceived, for another Year was made

Space. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starboy Enterbop. Alright. Three. Two. One. Engage.

[fast-paced sax rendition of Star Trek theme song]

the NATO Phonetic Alphabet & the LAPD Phonetic Alphabet are military & cop coded. that is why I am releasing a competing radiotelephony spelling system, the CUTIE Phonetic Alphabet

AVOCADO
BOBA
CATBOY
DOGGO
EGGNOG
FANGIRL
GOBLIN
HOTSAUCE
INTERNET
JAM
KISSES
LEMONADE
MAGPIE
NAPTIME
OMELETTE
PODCAST
QUINOA
ROBOT
STEAMPUNK
TUMMYACHE
UNDERWEAR
VINTAGE
WITCHY
XYLOPHONE
YARROW
ZIPPER

ZERO
ONESIE
BI
THROUPLE
QUAD SHOT
FIVER
SEXY
SEVENESCENCE
EIGHTOBER
NINETAILS

ahh, we have infected the dataset

Minnesota suggests the existence of a far larger Meggasota

oh hey if you're making zines, a couple years ago I made a lil free browser tool that'll do zine layouts for PDF's, so you don't have to manually flip all the pages around

https://nashhigh.itch.io/zinearranger

they did Wheel of Fortune, where are the game shows for the other 77 tarot cards??

Honey I Scaled the Kids Back to Regular Size But There Are a Lot of Antialiasing Artifacts

Honey I Orthogonally Projected the Kids

Honey I Multiplied the Baby's Transformation Matrix by Its Inverse, Returning Them to the Origin of the Universe

Honey I Resized the Kids and Forgot to Check the 'Maintain Aspect Ratio' Box

my hot take is people in the Victorian era wrote too much

it's basically the same thing as how I post too much, but with the printing press & the fountain pen instead of the internet and the activitypub protocol

an uncomfortable election cycle for me, someone who has long considered themself to be 'weird' (in a good way)

@checkervest hmm both scenarios involving leaves... interesting...

[scribbling "RICH PEOPLE WEAK AGAINS LEAVES? INVESTIGATE" into my pocket notebook]

> how to get a crush on somebody without going fully off the rails & turning into a big shy doofus

@hannah for sale: big rock, recently viewed

heard some folks have been scraping the fedi again & importing posts into their AI powered social network startups. figured I better send a reminder to be careful what you scrape!!

uh oh