Notices by Nash, Zine Consultant (nash@labyrinth.social), page 2

Hot Girl Summer but like as a deity in the same pantheon as Old Man Winter

how many days can someone leave a container ship in your yard before it becomes your container ship

we are hearing reports that consumers are buying albums & listening to them dozens, even hundreds of times, without paying a streaming platform or publisher any additional money or even viewing advertisements. this is going to kill the entire institution of music in our culture

is it ethical to own a book

imagining a game called Sybilization. it's a Civilization-like, but you play as Sybil, leading the Sybilites as they construct little garden villages and form complex diplomatic relationships over tea and cookies & whatnot

fediverse mermaid who lures their victims in by posting slightly incorrect things about linux

I heard if you go to one of the Fedi Chick's chat servers it's just thousands and thousands of Nicoles in there, all talking about their med studies & Polish heritage. and at first it's just bewildering and weird, but you can't get yourself to leave. & soon you find yourself hoping to get into the medical field one day. and you start feeling like you really fit in with all these Nicoles. and next thing you know you're making an account on some unheard of server, sending people unsolicited DM's

Hey so I made a little HTML/CSS template for printing off a sheet of FediCards!

If you want to do multiple different cards, there's a tiny bit of code tweaking, but it should be very straightforward, even if you're not familiar with HTML/CSS (you just have to enter your filenames into the code). The devlog has instructions, too!

https://nashhigh.itch.io/fedi-cardmaker/devlog/902551/fedicard-sheet-template

#FediCard

can't imagine trying to find Carmen Sandiego in North Dakota

holding the website down with my foot & pointing my sword at them as I check this box:

wish I was eating marshmallows. but alas all I have are regular mallows

bogmallows, swampmallows, glademallows

Do YOU have trackers on your computer? Know the signs:

- Opinions about which pulse width sounds best
- Saying things like "Pattern Length" and "Lines Per Beat" instead of "Time Signature"
- Insistence on only using 4 or 8 tracks
- Strange longing to make music every time you open a spreadsheet document
- Confused about why any song would ever need to be larger than 100KB

new mindfulness practice of sighing really loud and long-windedly

breathing in deep for 8 seconds and then loosing an ungodly wail

fedi client animal crossing mod where each person you follow becomes a character in your town & you have to talk to them to read their latest posts

you should get to set the text in the "Show More" button

@Tak be the monsters you want to see in the world

we don't have to wait for the old world to finish dying to start building the new one

MULDER: Think about it, Scully. Why would a plum thief leave a note confessing to their crime?
SCULLY: A retroactive feeling of remorse? Or even to gloat. Pathological criminals often want you to know what they've done--
MULDER: Maybe they want you to *think* they've done it.
SCULLY: So what are you saying? That the plums weren't stolen? Then where are they, Mulder?
MULDER: I don't know. But I think whatever's going on here is a lot bigger than a simple plum burglar.