Notices by Turdicus (turdicus@poa.st)

@weaf Who’s shooting them where?

@weaf why’s he doing that

@sickburnbro @BasedLord Makes me think of the striped apples from final fantasy crystal chronicles

@matty @cowanon @pixie That goobis, that’s a dude’s goobis. it’s attached to a dude

@matty @cowanon @pixie but like, that’s goobis in your mouth bro.

@BowsacNoodle @Paultron @doctorsex I’m starting a headstone and cemetery plot subscription service. if you stop using the service I dig up your loved one and pulverize them into dog food and rerent out the plot to the next customer. the headstone is an additional fee or else it’s an unmarked grave

@IAMAL_PHARIUS why

@matty @BowsacNoodle @HumongusChungus oh this was interesting because it got worse and different as i read more

@GolfCartLady @VD15 Haley

Why am I having a mega tard out tonight this sucks

@Frondeur It means I’m having a small meltdown and I don’t know why

@DEERBLOOD Collapse is funny to joke about but real collapse is NOT funny. It is not desirable except from a perspective where you are 100% sure your ideology would prevail and are 100% ok with not getting to see it win. Shit looks scary as fuck and tbh I’m not really happy right now but I’m comfortable. things Can get better without a complete and utter destruction of the world as we know it. Do people really want to play irl kill your neighbor simulator and fetishize it

@Xenophon @PraxisOfEvil @Hoss I actually don’t know why they do that

reentered earth's atmosphere and burst into flames

@Shadowman311 no fucking way, thats disgusting

@BowsacNoodle @Breaking911 brown lady

i'd break my year or so long sobriety to drunk drive a flying saucer

@BigDuck really enjoyed how he said “you can’t eat it its metal“. so disinterested in the conversation. can barely muster up the tone to imply she’s dumb

@BigDuck change your own lightbulbs wench

@sickburnbro another appeal of “do what we say, we’re using your values against you”