Notices by Carlo Zottmann (czottmann@norden.social)

Just realized that for the last month or so, I only used @phanpy when dealing with Mastodon.

EDIT: And only *now* I found out that I can have different browser tabs running different Masto accounts in Phanpy, at the same time, which … WHAT

AND THEY SAY #LINKEDIN ISN'T WORTH THE HASSLE

LinkedIn is a bit like that STD you got thirty years ago when you bumped uglies while drunk at that office Xmas party at the place where you interned for way too long.

You rarely think about it, if ever, until that rash comes back out of the blue

COME ON, #APPLE, I see what you're trying to do but you're failing so hard there. As a user, I do not want be forced to allow CleanShotX or SoundSource or Audio Hijack or whatever on a weekly basis.

https://mastodon.online/@9to5Mac/112916905882020099

Still one of my fave #Midjourney images, "What if CSI Miami but cats"

#CSIMiami #cats

Wake up, babes, new industry acronym just dropped:

“FCE”, i.e. “fingers crossed!" engineering

Yesterday's terrifying read:

> A yearlong investigation by #TheInsider, in collaboration with #60Minutes and [German news outlet] #DerSpiegel, has uncovered evidence suggesting that unexplained anomalous health incidents, also known as Havana Syndrome, may have their origin in the use of directed energy weapons wielded by members of Russian GRU Unit 29155.

Insider (EN): https://theins.ru/en/politics/270425

Spiegel (DE): https://www.spiegel.de/ausland/havanna-syndrom-setzten-russische-agenten-mikrowellenwaffen-gegen-us-diplomaten-ein-a-1d5d1c2e-ed83-44c8-a446-45bb50f712d5 (Archive: http://archive.today/An3kv)

#Russia #HavanaSyndrome

This is fine. Thanks for nothing, Discord

I mean, big shoutout to @ivory here, good job for adding this filtering on short notice, but I know what the web version on my instance looks like, and I dread going there. PS: Big ups to our server admins, I'm not taking you and your work for granted <3

*Ron Perlman voice* Fucking script kiddie bullshit. Fucking script kiddie bullshit never changes

#spam #mastodon #discord

@feld I can see the pattern, trust me. 😅

I think it's about time for Bayesian spam filtering etc. for Mastodon 🫤

Discovered https://fedidb.org/ via @rstockm. Nicely done searchable site with graphs and stats and whatnot.

#fediverse

I just got off the phone with Tim Apple, and … people, I don't know how to say it, but weather was cancelled.

All of it.

So, yeah ?

#AppleWeather