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A thought I never thought I'd have is how milquetoast those tiki torch idiots seem now

@ned I love the double door-bottom freezer combo so much... Got one a couple of years ago right before the appliance shortage hit. I've got a small 50s kitchen and it's way better than the old monstrosity that was in there. Enjoy

@Piss_Ant oh we have bus poetry! I haven't seen one in yonks because I think everyone is too depressed now? Can't read it through the fent smoke. JK

ITM

Citizens of my city (Seattle) are currently mad that the ferries are taking new banner advertising from Coca-Cola. Imagine you're coming into the city to see a game or concert! You definitely wouldn't want to see an ad on a ferry, transfer to a bus covered in ads inside and out, to be driven past dozens of billboards, only to arrive at T-Mobile Stadium or Cimate Pledge Arena (Amazon).

@Sophistifunk if you're outside and it's not working for you, go inside and touch ass

Say it with me... it's not DOXXING if you publicly sign your NAME to a letter meant to be SEEN. This reporter. Chuh

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/10/12/harvard-doxxing-truck-accuracy-in-media/71151814007/

@lccmv Boy howdy were the Israelis vaccinated. I was watching that happen like oof. So sad for them

@stewil102 Probably not anymore since the recent death of his husband

Doo doo doo let's see what's happening in my city before I go to sleep...ok nevermind

@Sophistifunk Harris is absolutely lost.

...And here comes the rollout of the crappy mugshot shirts. I'll wait until they get some nice weave in anything but white

The only way out is through. If they try to slap masks on us again I'm going to get out my pretend cheesecloth masks again and breathe all over the damn place. I'll lick all the doughnuts when no one's looking. I'll lick doorknobs. I'll lick your damn baby. Let's do this

@Piss_Ant @polarisera What is happening here, is that Geena Davis?

@polarisera @Piss_Ant Forget about it Pola, it's spinstertown

*Hy fyves self*

@Piss_Ant I read this like the last line of Chinatown and I love it

Recurring intrusive thought #3,429: Stephen King story I read (30?) years ago about the surgeon who was shipwrecked and removed his foot and ate it. WOULD THAT EVEN WORK OUT CALORICALLY/EFFORTWISE

@Piss_Ant oh hmm interesting! I think I'm allergic to assholes because it's the same every city I go to. Seattle is definitely an asshole refinery. But I don't think I'll go unibomb. I like lazily showing up at work instead of growing peas under a lean to and making candles out of pus or whatever people do in the woods

@Piss_Ant isn't it interesting to think about what brings these things on? My cells are defective but what caused your body to be upset for a set period of time? A mystery

@Piss_Ant ARGH that sounds awful!! I found out I was allergic to penicillin as a kid by getting super itchy for a couple of days. My parents didn't believe me until my palms got completely covered with big blistery-looking hives. I was taking penicillin because I'd given myself sepsis from... scratching my hives. Sometimes I'm super surprised I made it through childhood

As a chronic hives haver, I read this ad for a medication preventing with curiosity and then saw this side effect. WAT