Notices by Volpeon :drgn_verified: :drgn_smol: (volpeon@is-a.wyvern.rip), page 4

One thing I appreciate about fedi is that it can't just shut down out of nowhere

@lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me I don't need grep often enough for that to happen :woozy_baa:

Certified Volpeon Brain Moment™

moves things around on the desk
prefers old arrangement
mentally reaches for an undo button
"Oh right, reality doesn't have that :drgn_woozy: "

@puniko@mk.absturztau.be

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Next time I get a smartphone, it should be the size of the S10e. My current one is an S21 Ultra and it's such a massive chonk. It's a shame manufacturers seem to think that high-end phones also need to be huge

Like the camera of this thing is amazing. The S10e is a potato in comparison

If your site gets ""insecure"" due to adblockers, you should have your internet presence revoked :woozy_baa:

My brain decided to hyperfocus on cleaning my room. That doesn't happen often, but it's definitely necessary

The Akira slide!

The hotel I stayed at during my vacation had a window in the shower so anyone in the room could watch. I'm just glad the hotel didn't feel adventurous enough to make it full-height.

Imagine if we treated other areas the same way as software and the widespread performance problems.

"Yes, the buildings around us are falling apart, but low-skill structural engineers should be able to contribute. A 3-month bootcamp is good enough to teach someone with no prior knowledge all the basics. We need to find solutions that don't exclude so many people."

I saw an oven with a touch screen. Also one of these things that may seem great at the first glance, but you'll hate it if your hands are wet or dirty or the screen is coated with grease and dust after some time has passed. You know, all the stuff that will happen in a kitchen that messes up the touch sensitivity.

Taking calls anywhere without taking out your phone is a solved problem with smartwatches. Samsung please

Regarding non-removable Windows Recall: Please do your thing, EU :wvrnCute:

Einwilligungsmanagement: Bundesregierung will Cookie-Banner-Flut bekämpfenAh gut, ich hoffe sie wollen die Cookie-Verwaltung in den Browser verlagern, wo sie am meisten Sinn macht?Durch die Einbindung eines anerkannten Dienstes zur Einwilligungsverwaltung soll den Endnutzern ein transparentes Werkzeug zur Verfügung stehen, mit dem sie Einwilligungen dauerhaft erteilen oder ein Opt-out aussprechen sowie ihre Entscheidungen jederzeit nachvollziehen und überprüfen können.WIESO EIN EXTERNER DIENST???

Denkt euch ne API aus, mit der Cookies in Kategorien unterteilt werden, die von Browsern dann so gehandhabt werden können wie die Banner bisher -- aber ohne Dark Patterns und den ganzen Scheiß, weil Browser daran gar kein Interesse hätten. Aber nein, man schaltet einen Anbieter dazwischen für noch mehr Komplexität. AAAAAAAAAA

I hate it when devices use this coating that gives it a very nice surface which becomes sticky after 5 years. Still functional, but disgusting to touch

:wvrnScream: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I find the technology behind AI fascinating, but I'm so sick of how companies cram it into anything, for features that don't even need AI (if it even is AI). Your vacuum detects the surface type via some sensors and changes some output parameters based on it? That's just fucking ordinary programming, not AI.

@vel@gib.schmus.is brb buying a professional monitor for 10000€ to redo the test with absolute accuracy