Notices by mu (mu@thebag.social), page 8
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mu (mu@thebag.social)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Aug-2023 11:59:18 JST mu they do be loving trains. but not in the cool way. -
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mu (mu@thebag.social)'s status on Monday, 31-Jul-2023 13:31:51 JST mu i just found a bag of unused alice clips. now i gotta find some webbing to hold together. -
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mu (mu@thebag.social)'s status on Monday, 31-Jul-2023 08:43:02 JST mu When JFK said "We go to the @Moon because I'm so hard." the crowd laughed because he really said "I'm some fucked up German dessert." -
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mu (mu@thebag.social)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jul-2023 06:25:02 JST mu 🎵 I get knocked down,
but I get up again!🎵 -
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mu (mu@thebag.social)'s status on Friday, 28-Jul-2023 08:46:49 JST mu does anyone sell a slightly oversized mold for casting silver .45LC bullets? -
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mu (mu@thebag.social)'s status on Monday, 24-Jul-2023 07:51:50 JST mu eels can eat a lot of fishing hooks with seemingly no ill effects. and when they grab something there ain't no getting them off of it. we could learn a lot from them. -
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mu (mu@thebag.social)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 22:37:18 JST mu i regret to inform you all that in this, the year of our lord, dickety dickety three, frank-walter steinmeier has re-stolen our word for 20. this will be a difficult adjustment for us all. -
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mu (mu@thebag.social)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jul-2023 05:41:51 JST mu cat just poked my leg and i swear my first thought was "oh shit, it must be a crab."
#crabbinglife #crabs #crabcakes #crablegs #crabboil #softshellcrab #crabsalad #crabroll #crabetoufee #crabgumbo -
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mu (mu@thebag.social)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 08:31:57 JST mu 🥨 -
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mu (mu@thebag.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Jul-2023 07:47:31 JST mu let's all lo mein -
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mu (mu@thebag.social)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2023 23:55:17 JST mu In 2009 The History Channel got taken over by time travelers from the future who maintain that the most historically important thing in the world is the day-to-day goings on of the World Famous Gold & Silver Pawn Shop in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Their CEO, Besticandoisfivebucks Johnson said "If this decision seems strange, just wait fifty years." -
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mu (mu@thebag.social)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 02:48:40 JST mu imitation is the sincerest form of crabmeat. -
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mu (mu@thebag.social)'s status on Friday, 23-Jun-2023 04:30:54 JST mu "Science" was invented in 1939 by FDR (with help from The Devil) as part of a racketeering scam to sell more textbooks. -
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mu (mu@thebag.social)'s status on Friday, 23-Jun-2023 03:08:59 JST mu explaining some common gun parts:
barrel: where you put the fish you want to shoot
trigger: short for triggerfish, also fish-related
trigger guard: hemets and pads worn by the trigger
stock: can be used as a base for a soup
bolt: part of a gun that can be loaded into a crossbow in a pinch as a backup weapon
flash hider: pixelation/blurring used to cover briefly shown private parts
grip: guy who hangs lights for a movie
extractor: the part of the gun that used to be a tractor
ejector: device that the little men who control the gun from the inside can use to escape to safety if the gun is about to crash
clip: a box with a spring and follower used to feed cartridges into the gun
sights: places that have things to see
magazine: a strip containing cartridges used to load a (usually fixed) clip
hammer: part of the gun that hams
striker: a drum-fed shotgun common in modern handguns
safety: a shirt with nothing inflammatory on it that you can wear to work on casual friday
slide: another word for chute -
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mu (mu@thebag.social)'s status on Thursday, 22-Jun-2023 06:01:37 JST mu i got a dilemma for ya. -
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mu (mu@thebag.social)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Jun-2023 03:34:08 JST mu kids just type now or dictate to their computer phones.
i heard in biden's america they don't even teach how to have hands now smh thanks john biden they don't even can write teach how to not type. -
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mu (mu@thebag.social)'s status on Friday, 09-Jun-2023 08:54:59 JST mu try not to turn into a pillar of salt. -
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mu (mu@thebag.social)'s status on Friday, 09-Jun-2023 00:55:41 JST mu i've also entered my instant coffee arc.
dysyopian times call for dystopian drinks. -
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mu (mu@thebag.social)'s status on Thursday, 08-Jun-2023 18:06:36 JST mu when i was growing up the only stable diffusion we needed was the DIFFUSION around baby jesus's halo in the STABLE where he was born. -
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mu (mu@thebag.social)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jun-2023 01:26:13 JST mu in the 90s you could tell how a dude would die by looking at him.
long hair and sunglasses: Heroin Overdose
blonde hair and tank top: AIDS
black hair and business suit: OJ
now it's boring, you just look at anybody and it's "Boston Dynamics Dog Drone."