Notices by BlobLobster (surasanji@blob.cat)
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BlobLobster (surasanji@blob.cat)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 06:53:42 JST BlobLobster
Lobster got catfrens. -
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BlobLobster (surasanji@blob.cat)'s status on Friday, 23-Sep-2022 00:18:27 JST BlobLobster
@helene R E L E A S E H I M S -
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BlobLobster (surasanji@blob.cat)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Sep-2022 00:49:20 JST BlobLobster
@lanodan @enigmatico Cats are good and nice. -
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BlobLobster (surasanji@blob.cat)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Sep-2022 21:34:16 JST BlobLobster
@fluffy @kalifera No. Lobsters are all technically millennials because we are biologically immortal. -
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BlobLobster (surasanji@blob.cat)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Sep-2022 21:32:38 JST BlobLobster
@fluffy @kalifera This is why Lobster Relationships are superior.
First you dig a pit, and then you defend the pit against all opponents. The sexiest pit gets the most fucks! After the fucks you leave to molt and have a meal. -
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BlobLobster (surasanji@blob.cat)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Sep-2022 01:40:03 JST BlobLobster
This one is specifically for @georgia -
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BlobLobster (surasanji@blob.cat)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Sep-2022 00:35:52 JST BlobLobster
@Awoo @PhenomX6 @RustyCrab @fluffy She is beautiful. -
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BlobLobster (surasanji@blob.cat)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Sep-2022 00:35:50 JST BlobLobster
@RustyCrab @Awoo @PhenomX6 @fluffy APE AND MONKEY ARE DIFFERENT TYPE OF PRIMATE YOU UNCULTURED CRAB-BASTARD! -
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BlobLobster (surasanji@blob.cat)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Sep-2022 00:26:19 JST BlobLobster
Lobster support being nice to people. Reminder: Crabs are not peoples. -
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BlobLobster (surasanji@blob.cat)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Sep-2022 00:24:05 JST BlobLobster
@fluffy @PhenomX6 @RustyCrab LOBSTER GIRL IS BETTER -
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BlobLobster (surasanji@blob.cat)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Sep-2022 00:19:15 JST BlobLobster
@alex Lobster feels like maybe you don't understand what the word 'Welcome' means. -
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BlobLobster (surasanji@blob.cat)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Sep-2022 00:17:46 JST BlobLobster
Lobster's guide to using TOR:
1) Have fun!
2) NEVER EVER SEARCH FOR PORN ON TOR -
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BlobLobster (surasanji@blob.cat)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Sep-2022 00:08:02 JST BlobLobster
@Beekeeper @Ratcliffe @ducky What belongs to the Nazis? Lobster doesn't understand. Language is used to communicate, thus is a good measure of intellect.
Lobster doesn't (Does not) understands. -
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BlobLobster (surasanji@blob.cat)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Sep-2022 00:06:48 JST BlobLobster
@Beekeeper @ducky @Ratcliffe Lobster wants to point out that smart peoples use 'you're' when they mean 'you are not smart enough to talk to me'.