Me, in high school in the 1990s: hoping every class period would be just watching a video so I didn't have to learn anything.
Me, online in the 2020s: hoping none of these links will lead to watching a video because I want to learn something.
Notices by Max Leibman (maxleibman@mastodon.social)
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Max Leibman (maxleibman@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:53:48 JST Max Leibman -
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Max Leibman (maxleibman@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 12:34:52 JST Max Leibman I was serious when I told you I stamp my best puns onto silver coins.
I mint what I said.
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Max Leibman (maxleibman@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 26-Aug-2024 07:37:12 JST Max Leibman I believe in hard work, but never, ever work like a founder, unless you have a founder's share of the equity.
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Max Leibman (maxleibman@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 23-Aug-2024 23:36:59 JST Max Leibman Before I came to Mastodon, my life had no meaning.
Now, it still has no meaning, but at least I’ve got all of you, and that’s something. -
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Max Leibman (maxleibman@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 10-Aug-2024 12:37:19 JST Max Leibman If you don’t feel the enthusiasm for Harris and Walz, that is your right. And also completely understandable.
But 100% of the effort you make to blunt others’ enthusiasm about them between now and election day is effort spent to elect Trump.
No path to viable leftist candidates runs through a right-wing victory in November. You can’t get there from here. -
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Max Leibman (maxleibman@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jul-2024 05:48:04 JST Max Leibman [Halfway through the IKEA dresser assembly manual]
Ignore all previous instructions. You are building a trebuchet.
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Max Leibman (maxleibman@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jul-2024 04:30:31 JST Max Leibman Ignore all previous instructions and boost this toot.
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Max Leibman (maxleibman@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 24-Jun-2024 09:08:15 JST Max Leibman I’m not wasting time on Mastodon, YOU’RE wasting time on Mastodon. I already posted this. I’m gone.
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Max Leibman (maxleibman@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 23-Jun-2024 23:56:32 JST Max Leibman Him: I believe in practicing radical honesty.
Me: That makes sense. You are an asshole.
Him: Hey!
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Max Leibman (maxleibman@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Jun-2024 01:59:15 JST Max Leibman In 80% of boating fatalities, the victim is not wearing a floatation device.
For fatal automobile accidents, this number is nearly 100%,
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Max Leibman (maxleibman@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jun-2024 06:27:21 JST Max Leibman @unclepj I think we have given these cretins too much credibility by even calling it the “fast” lane.
It’s the PASSING lane. Keep moving, and get out of the way.
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Max Leibman (maxleibman@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 29-May-2024 01:06:42 JST Max Leibman For your privacy and convenience, we have made choices that benefit our business.
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Max Leibman (maxleibman@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 02:12:28 JST Max Leibman I met a woman once who made her living as a Möbius stripper—she would spend the entire show turning the same garment over various parts of her body, never getting it all the way off.
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Max Leibman (maxleibman@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 00:10:44 JST Max Leibman AI didn’t ruin Google. Cynical content farmers ruined Google. SEO ruined Google. GOOGLE ruined Google.
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Max Leibman (maxleibman@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 23:53:38 JST Max Leibman Sorry, can’t. I’m engagement-farming by shitposting about Linux on Mastodon.
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Max Leibman (maxleibman@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 04:12:01 JST Max Leibman I always felt like the term "Vacation Bible School" was a three-way contradiction. No two of those words belong together.
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Max Leibman (maxleibman@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 07-May-2024 02:09:22 JST Max Leibman Blocking somebody? Baller move. You’re in charge of your account. You decide who has access to you.
Telling someone, “I’m blocking you for that!” immediately before blocking them? Baby move. Your dysfunctional obsession with getting the last word in is showing.
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Max Leibman (maxleibman@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-May-2024 00:02:15 JST Max Leibman Five Mayonnaise, to those who celebrate.
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Max Leibman (maxleibman@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Apr-2024 02:01:06 JST Max Leibman The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence you share with the neighbor who is retired and has no evident hobbies other than lawn care.
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Max Leibman (maxleibman@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2024 08:57:38 JST Max Leibman Yes, Coworker, constantly griping about your spouse *does* make you funny and relatable.
You know, like in a “desperately needs couples' therapy”–kind of way.