I'm not sure how 0, or 3+ would even work. But, 1 or 2 are both options, depending on how much quesadilla I want.

But, when I'm cooking it on the panini press, it's gotta be one, because I have to fold it over to make it fit.

@evan@cosocial.ca

Did the almost mile (just over 1km) long march in Houston, TX to the City Hall. It started just as the Pride Festival ended at the same location as the march's starting point.

Had my wife and four kids with me. I'm glad we made the whole march, but boy am I sore and tired now.

Saw a single counter protester trying to intimidate us with an AK-47, but thankfully no violence.

@evan@cosocial.ca

Here I am at 6am, sitting on the floor of my 8-year-old's bedroom, quoting René Descartes, in an attempt to convince him to get out of bed and get ready for school.

#Parenting

Not everyone needs to federate. Truth.Social, for instance, I'm happy to remain unfederated. @evan@cosocial.ca

Pardon my ignorance, but couldn't they just be using a headless browser, which would still do everything a regular browser does? Just recently, ChatGPT beat Cloudflare's CAPTCHA using a similar system. Is there really any way around this at all? @Codeberg@social.anoxinon.de

Do shorts, since they are "short pants", count for this question?

Also, where is the distinction between hard and soft? Cargo pants, for example, are softer than jeans but harder than loungewear.

@evan@cosocial.ca

I'd also never heard the term "hard pants" before and was unable to discern the meaning by context. @evan@cosocial.ca @tlariv@mastodon.cloud

Question for anybody who knows about living and working in Japan.

Is ¥10 million a reasonable annual salary to support an entire family of six in Tokyo? Especially for someone used to making more than two and a half times that in the US?

#AskMastodon #AskFediverse #Japan #BoostsWelcome #PleaseBoost

#Humor #Humour #DadJoke #DadJokes #Classics

These are great ideas, but in the short term, I think we're going to see a lot of instances blocking Threads completely because of this.

@evanprodromou@threads.net @evan@cosocial.ca

Next search: "Soong-type Android. where is paperclip reset hole?" @RikerGoogling@mas.to

If they were part of a secret organization, they sure couldn't openly say so in a Fedi poll.

@evan@cosocial.ca

Nobody can honestly answer yes to this question.

@evan@cosocial.ca

Threads users can't reply to Fediverse replies.

Yeah, I wasn't clear. That's what I was trying to ask when I asked if they had enabled replying yet. I meant, do they yet allow Threads users to reply to Fediverse comments.

So, not yet, I guess. It's all one-way right now, and still siloed away from Threads interactions.

It will be nice if they ever become a true participant of the Fediverse, and not just simply a passive semi-consumer of it.

@evan@cosocial.ca @evanprodromou@threads.net

And it looks like my reply to you didn't even show up on Threads under the "Fediverse replies" section on your post. Maybe because I mentioned a separate Fedi account; not sure.

@evan@cosocial.ca @evanprodromou@threads.net

Have they enabled replying yet? Are fedi comments still relegated to a second tab so most people won't see them? @evanprodromou@threads.net @evan@cosocial.ca

I want you to have whatever kind of birthday you'd like to have. @evan@cosocial.ca

I need to vent a little bit.

I've been out of work for close to two months now. I know that many people have been looking for a lot longer than me. But, I had a really good prospect at a company that I respect, and felt that I was a great fit for what they were looking for.

After a bunch of interviews, all of which seemed very positive, I got word this morning that they wouldn't be making an offer.

This was so incredibly disheartening. I even have a friend who just started working there who was talking me up to them.

This is now the third time I've gotten far in the interview process, only for them not to make an offer.

I'm just feeling so frustrated now. The last time I lost a job (four and a half years ago) I had an offer at another company is less than two weeks.

Now, it's been nearly two months. I've sent out over 80 applications, gotten interviews at five or six companies, with three of them getting pretty far. But I can't get to the offer.

Anybody who I've ever worked with would tell you that I'm smart, talented, a hard worker, and a fast learner. But, none of that seems to be enough right now.

I've got an initial interview at another company on Tuesday. So I'm going to keep plugging away at this. But right now, man, I feel really demotivated.

In a couple months my severance is going to run out, and I have to have a new job before then.

If anybody knows any jobs for a senior PHP or golang developer, please let me know. This can't go on much longer.

#OpenToWork #FediHire #GetFediHired #BoostsWelcome #PHP #golang #webdev

What are the conventions? Are these documented anywhere? @apps@toot.fedilab.app

People don't capitalize Internet? I always capitalize Internet.

@fediversereport@mastodon.social