Notices by elle (ellegray@mstdn.social), page 11

I'm already tired of football here's a small frogg

you spend 12 yrs teaching a child empathy and compassion and then one day they leave a room where you're singing "I wanna dance with somebody" shaking their head & muttering "pathetic"

hey pharrell williams no one is happy what now

so tucker carlson blew the interview with putin. time to send in philomena cunk

I've never had a hero or a mentor but there's a huge raccoon on my street who's been stealing boots from backyards and then throwing them at people from high in her tree, and tbh she might be it

@rhonda I know, i know

this is my greatest post. If this makes it over to science mastodon, it's gonna be HUGE 😄

E =

ok yes but in adult size pls and make it zip all the way up. ALL the way up.

Face of pure joy. Pulled me right up outta the dark mood I was in

I loved that Luke Combs was so gracious and respectful. No ego there at all. When he got to sing "I could be someone" it felt like he was living that, and knew he was living it, right then

look we don't need to be competitive about our hummingbirds I'm just saying mine can joust

I could capture 80% of mastodon with this trap

David Tennant implies the existence of Goliath Landlord

drawing from the part of the bible where jesus warns us not to date musicians

The Muppets 🙄. OBVIOUSLY.

I swear sometimes the wordle sends me messages

I have some questions about this household

Dear people who clap when the plane lands,

We owe you an apology.

Had my young son watch The Matrix with me and he said "what if that 'real world' that keanu's group is fighting in is actually just another level of the matrix they built to keep rebels busy and preoccupied" and these children are maybe not ok after all but my god are they sharp