Notices by 🐙🐇🐝Pointed Sarah🐞🐡🐧 (sc_griffith@mathstodon.xyz)

"In a follow-up email, the employees were told that any FEMA forms that the agency uses to interact with people and contain forbidden words are forbidden from being used."

https://www.404media.co/for-immediate-compliance-fema-workers-responding-to-wildfires-ordered-to-say-alien-instead-of-immigrant/

new year's eve eve #MathCoffeeSelfie thread!

Sunday, what day we post a #MathCoffeeSelfie on

made a bucket trap for the mouse that has been running around the apartment. if this works I'm gonna release it in a park about a mile away

US housing policy is designed with the idea that something like this should be an investment

batman should simply defeat the joker in the marketplace of ideas

you don't need to blow leaves! they're just fucking leaves! it's literally in the name that you can just leave them there

incredible to read this with the awareness that he has no technical knowledge about anything whatsoever

programmers are always posting like "worked on tracking down an issue with a Flurble deployment for twelve hours. the problem wasn't in Flurble at all - it was in the Gumbies install. It turns out if you install Gumbies 3.0 over Gumbies 2.7 and don't do a cache flush on all the client spiders they'll get stuck in the crystal maze." then you look up Gumbies and the site is one of those scroll scroll scroll types with one sentence per page, like

"GUMBIES is a lean, expressive sharding sandcube for testing and deploying large scale Woodchips playgrounds.

GUMBIES automates and streamlines away watersliding phases, meaning your team can get right to the chipping.

See why Microsoft, OpenAI and Bloingo have embraced GUMBIES in their Woodchips workflows."

and you get to the bottom and you're like I want this I guess but I still don't know what it is

@patrickcmiller what the fuck. why is their feed so much better than mine. mine is just epic brands and people literally pleading for follows

@thomasfuchs not once for me! I am baffled, just luck on my part maybe

you never see anybody say that their job is being a landlord. isn't that odd

objectively wrong

@yamako she's a little embarrassed to ask for the big piece, that is so cute

walking home eating a ball of fresh mozzarella like an apple and a 12 y/o boy stopped me from a car window to ask what I was doing

@yamako @uberwensch to be honest i never have any idea what's going on in these comics but i can tell they are very cute and gay so i love them

@evan on the one hand those people are obnoxious but on the other hand

https://elk.zone/ is a REALLY nice web client for #Mastodon i'm impressed so far