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erin (erin@social.xenofem.me)'s status on Tuesday, 20-May-2025 09:41:23 JST 
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Why should I “go to the bar”? Zero slime girls. A pathetic place -
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erin (erin@social.xenofem.me)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 09:30:34 JST
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(to the tune of the lava chicken song from the minecraft movie) m-m-m-m-mustard.... n-n-n-n-not like us..... -
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erin (erin@social.xenofem.me)'s status on Sunday, 04-May-2025 07:03:49 JST
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Communication is a failure -
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erin (erin@social.xenofem.me)'s status on Thursday, 24-Apr-2025 10:29:50 JST
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Never met a bunny I didn't like -
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erin (erin@social.xenofem.me)'s status on Thursday, 24-Apr-2025 10:29:49 JST
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Hold bunnies. Kiss bunnies. Let a bunny lean on you. Be someone bunnies feel safe around. Read books near bunnies. Make a bunny smile. Clean up a bunny's environment. Make bunnies laugh. Turn a bunny into a table. Inject a bunny with your new experimental serum that turns it into a wooden table. You need more furniture -
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erin (erin@social.xenofem.me)'s status on Thursday, 24-Apr-2025 05:55:33 JST
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4chan: (on her deathbed) I got so carried away, over the years.. I kind of lost sight of what I used to be. What we used to be. Everything just... happened so fast. And (chud expression forming on her face) our split was completely for the better. You stupid bitch.
Tumblr: (lets out a small gasp, holds up a spork tenderly) Did this... mean nothing to you?
4chan: (makes pained trollface expression) Hah.. Got you one last time... Listen. You were always.. one of the oldfags.. and I'm sorry I didn't make that more clear... Oh... I think it's happening... (Suddenly image of Jack Black flashes across her vision) Chicken Jockey... (Dies)
Tumblr: We were supposed to be together swagever... -
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erin (erin@social.xenofem.me)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 07:19:26 JST
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There'll be accounts named stuff like "True Blue Patriot 🦅🔵" posting shit like "Biden was the only president never to s*xualize his secretaries 💔" and "Joe Biden never used AI in his campaigns" -
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erin (erin@social.xenofem.me)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 07:19:25 JST
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Who's ready for Gen Z liberals to start wholesome chungus posting about Joe Biden in about 2040 -
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erin (erin@social.xenofem.me)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 07:42:21 JST
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"Yeah, I can't get enough of these anarchist essays. I even got this whole zine of 'em!"
"Zine of 'em... I'm thinking I like that name..." -
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erin (erin@social.xenofem.me)'s status on Sunday, 09-Mar-2025 13:08:34 JST
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I got this one friend who occasionally tries to flirt with me, but this has no effect because I’m too old and too sad. So I always respond by like doing the Chad stare and saying something like “I won’t stop you, but it isn’t that simple.” in an ambivalent tone (This is definitely not because I’m not good at turning people down) -
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erin (erin@social.xenofem.me)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 01:46:55 JST
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If you want an image of the future, imagine a human hand putting fries into a bag—forever. -
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erin (erin@social.xenofem.me)'s status on Saturday, 22-Feb-2025 17:27:09 JST
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@prettygood Anything can be a poison! It's all about the mindset -
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erin (erin@social.xenofem.me)'s status on Saturday, 22-Feb-2025 17:20:51 JST
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Any poison-drinkers in the chat -
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erin (erin@social.xenofem.me)'s status on Thursday, 20-Feb-2025 21:38:50 JST
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They're putting my face on the Trump-era anti-LGBTQ DARE PSAs to discourage kids from trooning out. It'll be accompanied by some fake deadname that they just made up, like "Dale" or some shit -
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erin (erin@social.xenofem.me)'s status on Friday, 14-Feb-2025 09:33:52 JST
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If you liked “House, M.D.”, you’ll love its eclectic literary adaptation “House of Leaves” -
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erin (erin@social.xenofem.me)'s status on Friday, 07-Feb-2025 09:48:11 JST
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How to write Computer Programs
1. Your Kink
2. Your Power Fantasy
3. Esoteric Functions
4. Variable names and documentation (optional) -
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erin (erin@social.xenofem.me)'s status on Monday, 03-Feb-2025 16:28:01 JST
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What if the TJ in TJ Maxx stood for Trolljob -
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erin (erin@social.xenofem.me)'s status on Thursday, 30-Jan-2025 20:22:24 JST
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Top/bottom is completely fake, femme/butch is mostly fake. The only lesbian dynamic that truly matters is body heat. A warm lesbian's playstyle will be completely different from that of a cold lesbian. These aren't fixed categories--every lesbian is sometimes warm and sometimes cold--but they apply in all forms of lesbianism, even when there's no physical touch involved. -
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erin (erin@social.xenofem.me)'s status on Thursday, 30-Jan-2025 14:13:43 JST
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Everyone in the Seattle PNW Polycule area has beef with me because I like killing people in abusive and problematic ways. They're literally making like Google docs to cancel me and stuff -
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erin (erin@social.xenofem.me)'s status on Sunday, 12-Jan-2025 18:02:51 JST
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(Getting evicted from the Post-Left Group House) Yeah dude, like, we don't dislike you or anything but like, you can be a little Reddit sometimes. The frameworks you use.. We just don't really find them very useful is all. Like I don't wanna call you irrelevant or anything.. That one thing you said about homeless people was pretty funny. But the way you complain about your job sometimes... God, it makes me feel like I'm back on Twitter.
⚠ 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰
This user is fucking unemployed
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