Notices by Dustin D. Wind (mysideishumanity@mastodon.cloud)

Someone call the burn unit of this misogynist's local hospital. They're going to need to call in all their off-duty people just to keep him alive.

(If the reply to him doesn't show, click to see.)

@JuliusGoat The IDF's actions become easier to understand when you find out constant from-childhood propaganda has conditioned them to consider every soul in Gaza "Hamas".

A child picking up a bag of flour? Must be collecting it for Hamas.
A pregnant mother? Future Hamas.
A doctor trying to save a dismembered child from bleeding out? Hamas supporter.
A reporter filming it? Hamas sympathizer.
People from other countries trying to stop them from starving all of Gaza to death? Hamas defenders.

@Soozcat Still fond of this one to mock suchlike. 😈 😏

@Soozcat @georgetakei Well-played. 😂

I wonder how they'd feel if I observed that it's far too appropriate to crucify Christ on a cross of capitalism.

@Mary625 @freemo Thank you -- my mom's advice* of "Sometimes if you can't laugh you'll cry" has been one of the things keeping me sane through this madness, and I was hoping it wasn't just me who found the imaginary convo amusing. 🙃

(The closer I get to the cry end of the equation, the worse my humor gets as I strain to keep pretending it's all funny.)

* - and the wisdom of "Hawkeye" Pierce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUeBMwn_eYc

@Mary625 @freemo Ditto.

@Mary625 @freemo "So let me get this straight… if I vote for a third party, I'm voting for Trump?"
"Yeah! You damn Nazi racist MAGAt."
"But they say the same in reverse."
"Who cares what MAGAts say?"
"And (hopefully) the machine actually counts the vote for the third party."
"So?"
"So you're telling me to vote third party, since that means your vote counts three times as much?"
"… f🈲 you!"
"No thank you. 🤢 Wait… since I vote for third parties, does that mean you'd enjoy it three times as much?"

@Mary625 @freemo Current shenanigans have made it more blatantly apparent than ever… the American political system is an abuser screaming at his bleeding spouse, "Look what you made me do!".

@freemo @Mary625 Just my two cents: Considering that the number of people who now identify as independent (i.e. "sick of both parties") already exceeded the number who identify with either dems or reps years ago…
and at this point, likely exceeds them both combined…
I think the only thing stopping a third party candidate from winning, is that too many of us listened for decades to corporate-owned media repeatedly telling us "Third parties can't win". 😏

@feditips @Gargron Please tell me this is a terrible anachronistic April Fools' prank.

There's zero chance Meta has any interest in anything but kneecapping their competition and/or buying it up to destroy it. It's become a time-honored tactic under robber-baron capitalism.

@Gargron Just curious, not a rhetorical question: Does it matter at all how aggravating some aspects of the new interface are, or Don't Question Progress?

For one really annoying example, the impossibility of seeing more than a couple of lines of emojis at a time when replying.