Notices by niconiconi (niconiconi@mk.absturztau.be), page 20

@lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me "everything is in order."

@lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me A few years ago CVE was almost becoming "CPU Vulnerabilities and Exposures"

CVE (C++ Vulnerabilities and Exposures)

@puniko :3DNow:

"MSI admits faulty heatsink design for cracked Z790 chipsets: [...] A revised chipset heatsink screw design has been implemented into our production"In other words, they screwed it up literally.

"package maintainers"? more like "software librarians"

@Erpel@hat-eine.entenbru.st @puniko@mk.absturztau.be CPU usage (Catgirl Puniko Unit usage)

@puniko :nikoni1:

Q: What do you call a company that hires a group of programmers to do BIOS development?

A: A startup company.

@Shark@miniwa.moe As you may have already found out by now, the speed of light is too slow, so those are delay lines to ensure all signals in the same group have the exact same length so signals arrive at their destination at the same time."For example, 1% (±0.5%) at 800 MHz clock is 6.25 picosecond (1250ps/200). Typical flight times for FR4 PCB are near 6.5 ps/mm. So matching to ±1mm (±0.040 inch) allocates 1% of the clock period to route matching."

Literally me, except I'm not a cute anime girl and I'm not a goddess of the Internet. #animeirl

How to download RAM

Q: What's the difference between an authentic Li-ion battery and a counterfeit one?

A: For the former, the battery gets charged. For the latter, the seller gets charged.

Is a website that automatically finds working SearX sites a meta-meta-search engine?

Good meownyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me In Matlab/Octave, both i and j are global variables with a value of sqrt(-1), so by convention, loop counters are ii and jj.

Intel Core i⑨ #animeirl

Fedi girls be like... (src: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/24997189 ) #animeirl

LMAO. :blobcatlul: The early 2000s was hilarious.

@jiub@tech.lgbt @weilawei@mastodon.online another funny one is netsky source code.scr, good news: it really is netsky, bad news: it's not source code, it's object code.