Notices by niconiconi (niconiconi@mk.absturztau.be), page 17

@a1ba@suya.place It's vaporware. First heard about it in middle school and today there's still little progress. So I posted a rant about that online, LessWrong later paid me a cash prize for that rant. Several people once involved in this (and a related) project personally replied to me that knowing the connectome is not enough, it's like a neural network but with no weights. What we need is a neural-recording system that can do perturbation analysis on living worms. This should be possible with today's tech, but basically nobody wants to fund it due to lack of practical applications.

@a1ba@suya.place The academia really needs to love the worm.

Q: What does a contractor say when customers found defective products with loose screws?

A: I don't know what you're torquing about.

@bstacey@icosahedron.website @whitequark@mastodon.social
Q: What do you call a student who's doing vector calculus?

A: A "grad" student.

@whitequark@mastodon.social
Q: Why does a desktop computer eventually arc over and blow up after a few years of Web browsing?

A: Too much tracking.

Q: What does an embedded system programmer say when a PIC16 assembly routine doesn't work?

A: W the F?!

Q: Why do oscilloscope measurements drift over time?

A: Plate Tektronix.

"too large for casual users to have downloaded [...] even using 56k modems"LMAO :blobcatlul:

Preparing for CAT I approach. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_8mdH20qTQ #cat #cats

Q: Where do self-employed C programmers work from?

A: From a stdio.

@mp@fedi.monkee.ch @puniko@mk.absturztau.be Internet Explorer is EVIL! http://toastytech.com/evil/

Q: What do you call the money earned from a sale of resistors and capacitors?

A: Passive income.

@pesekcuy@stereophonic.space or the Core i7-5775C. How long did Broadwell last on PCs before it became obsolete? Like 6 months?

Semiconductor Marketing Tip: Processor roadmap gets delayed but that means bad PR? Just re-release the old CPU but overclock the hell out of it. Nothing can possibly go wrong!

Q: Why is it difficult to add new features into C++?

A: There is always some push_back().

biblically-accurate airplane

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Good meownyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"AI is a hot topic"The TDP definitely is.

@puniko @PeterCxy@comfy.social meow meow meow