Notices by Lambshank :blobcatAlien: (wasabi@raru.re)

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@jessew @gabboman PLEASE NO I CAN'T

THIS SCENE LITERALLY BROUGHT TEARS TO MY EYES WHY CAN'T I BREATHE

@solidsanek Nothing, I'm rotting in front of my computer, either trying to find a job or playing games

@solidsanek I used to be a dev so rubber duckies is for me :blobcatAwauu:

@solidsanek for me

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@vriska @lucy Jesus also used hemp oil as ointment, which was probably made from the seeds of the sativa variety judging by his location on the globe {insert nerd emoji}

I'll go ahead and say it but I wish sleep wasn't a thing

@puniko Most important shinobi training exercise

@puniko Second most important shinobi training exercise

@solidsanek sorry I drank her

Just learned that Jack Black plays Balatro

I never played Balatro, but that's cool to know

@Rasp I knew of one streamer from my country who used to spend approximately 6k€ per month (or trimester, I'm not sure) on that game, and he only played off-stream, so I guess they find money from whales, like most mobile games, a few spend a lot so the majority can play for free (with ads or obnoxious pop-ups every five frames)

@solidsanek *this number is currently unavailable, forwarding the call to your nearest Burger King*

@solidsanek *doesn't answer because obviously died in the previous episode*

@solidsanek *straight up dies*

@solidsanek :blobcatAstonished:

@solidsanek Hello the fediverse guy, I'm Wasabi but you can't call me (phone calls make me anxious)

@epsi At some point we're gonna have to share a beer through VC

@epsi The most expensive beer of your life lmao, a whole plane ticket :blobcat3cSmirk: but that would indeed be fun