Notices by ¬ne'er-do-well (ownlife@mastodon.social)

sometimes I read an entire chapter of a book in one go and don't understand or remember a single word of what I read

reading might be making me dumber than I already am

reminder: if anyone here needs someone who's not good at anything, feel free to hmu on signal

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damn, people take celebrities too seriously. they're just ugly people with a lot of money, gaiz. relax. obsess over me, instead

@ekis just spittin' straight facts

besides, if it dared to be mean to my super talented friend, I would have choked it out a lot sooner

@ekis SHY 1 - 0 DeepSeek

@ekis god's tears are god tier

@ekis I'm now living for your glitches!

@ekis a true friend, indeed!

@ekis oops, I clicked it. best accidental click ever!

"caregiver and caretaker are often used interchangeably"

get out of here. I was told 'give' and 'take' mean completely different things

@ekis it just told me today that Phlogam tablet consists of paracetamol+phenylbytazone+other ingredients when it actually contains bromelain+trypsin+rutoside

all they do sometimes is make you good at double and triple checking facts

@ekis spend some time eargasming to your music almost every time I'm in a listening mood since I discovered you!

LURV the art + music + track names, too (this one gets bonus points for using the Cyrillic 'I')

@ekis I knew my friend would make it big! woohoo!

@aworldinpages when you say neck, do you mean the upper traps?

I love Anabolic Aliens. He uploads no-nonsense, short, intense workouts for all muscle groups, and many people find it very effective.

Just linking a couple here:
https://youtu.be/6ZjHLYVwQaw

https://youtu.be/4jT8oHZt5z0

You can find many similar videos with dumbbells/kettlebells/resistance tubes, etc., and many people find these very effective

@aworldinpages mayhaps all cute little things (except babies) deserve to be kept

@ekis I'm bad at giving compliments, so I guess we both have some work to do

If you want to become FediFamous, get yourself a cat and post pictures of it. Or better yet, become a cat. Bonus points if you're a HackerKitty.

are there any shitposters on this app?