Notices by gperson@social.linux.pizza

@jessew If I recall correctly you're probably one of the first people that followed me or so. Plus, I still remember the hourly shitpost bot you made that I one day intend to copy.

I'm certainly not forgetting you, and if you want to talk, feel free to DM me (or not, your preference) at any time! I.might not be the fastest to respond, but I will be there as long as I live! 😄

@jessew This reminds me that I once used the system() function call in a small C++ project I made called Lines. It was my very first project (getting me started with C++ and the likes) and I included a command to clear the screen. It was removed though once I learned the downsides of the system() function.

Considering the background of Xlibre, now, I'm honestly not surprised. I'm going to get some popcorn out to see how this unfolds. By the way, you want some? 🍿

P.S. This is also why I don't like using other programs to do things in your own program even if it's not via system().

@jessew I am honestly very glad he's been elected! I'm very curious and interested in seeing how he does things 👀

@jessew Unironically this actually goes hard.

@jessew Did I just discover the subreddit full of literal meth heads? 🤯

@altbot @jessew

Improved alt text:

The image is a dark, stylized graphic with a person as the central figure against a black background. The person is depicted from the chest up, wearing a light-colored garment. Their face looks quite disappointed, while also looking directly forward with a serious expression.

Above the person is text that reads, "how mfs w attachment issues look at u after u mention another person".

@jessew How come I literally found this meme yesterday and NOW you post about it? 🤨

I think you're tracking and monitoring me 👀 /j

@jessew Advertising via contact form. Very targeted it seems 👀

@jessew Basically. That's primarily why I don't have faith in anti-trust action when it comes to tech. Has anything *significant* resulted from actions taken prior?

I was very shocked to find out that my professor was on @Codeberg!

I am in their online class right now as we speak, and they've stated they're an open source advocate too...

Honestly, this is pretty neat! I never would've expected this to be honest. This class is also a systems programming class, which I think I should be able to pass very neatly because I think I'm familiar with most of what will be covered (I'm only a sophomore in college right now).

@jessew This is me and my car is the primary responsibility for doing this. It's getting better though, so I'm glad!

@jessew *steals your train*

Sorry. We kind of need them here 👀

@jessew sure but can I please take all your fiber and Ethernet cables in that drawer please? 🥺

@jessew As gperson, I can confirm this -2147483648% accurate (the accuracy meter overflowed).

Is @jessew Kanye East? 🤨🤨🤨

@tasiaiso @jessew Okay, that might be another concern. However, I shall reveal my primary concern: the ketchup 😨

@jessew @tasiaiso Aside from how they're cooked, I have another concern...

@jessew

@jessew Did you say...mustard?

@jessew I'd say they have: BEHOLD, THE PROP CIGARETTE! FARM ALL THE AURA YOU WANT! BE UNSTOPPABLE! BE UNGOVERNABLE!

(End crappy marketing line :P)