Notices by allrite (allrite@masto.allrite.at), page 3

"We can't afford to increase pay for existing staff to cover inflation, but we can afford to continually create new senior management positions for external people."

I tell kids that supermarket receipt printers work by pixies wiping their bums on the rolls of paper.

TV defaulted to Channel 7 Sunrise this morning and before I could switch it they seemed ropable that the recent High Court decision meant that brown people were being released from indefinite immigration detention.

Truly a racist network to the core.

So if you are wondering where your Australian neighbour without Foxtel gets their foul opinions from...

Remember: Allowing regular employees private spaces devalues offices for senior employees.

Wife's company is moving them all across to MS SharePoint and Teams. Because we both work from home and her company is incompetent at IT training, guess who will be forced to provide tech support?

Welcome to my living hell.

The word "excellent" is derived from the Christian practice of giving up the use of Microsoft Excel for 40 days to commemorate Christ's sacrifice.

It is a period of great productivity.

The date of lent is calculated by using an obscure Excel macro on a field that didn't originally have anything to do with dates, but Excel converted it to one anyway.

Riding the Tamaden cat train. It's the railway version of the Internet.

Elon Musk is going to revolutionise algebra.

Whenever a question asks you to find a value for X, the answer will be:

Nazis.

@taiyo That sounds dangerous. Rusty windows are much easier to break into than properly maintained and untarnished ones. But perhaps Microsoft's windows are built from more flimsy material right now and the .net only keeps the insects out. We'll C.

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"I say, old chap, this war business by the humans is a bit bothersome. I've got sand in my boots and up my zinkle."

"No idea why they kept coming back to this place in particular for it, Sarge. Can't see the fun in it myself."

"My fault for taking 'Green Zone' too literally. Right ho, next week we'll do Rambo instead. I reckon the jungle will be better for the lads' skin."

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@taiyo I also used to read a lot of novelisations before watching things. Today my kid watched Gremlins in high school today and enjoyed it. The eighties are not dead yet!

@taiyo It's terrible, I know, but I now have the image of all of Japan's mascots being all dressed in camo and enlisted into a mascot army in an effort to convince the population.