Notices by The Felon Pope :popephil: (phil@freeatlantis.com), page 4

@thor Considering that both the potato and the tomato originated in South America, this is quite interesting.

@GetsGreased @NurseRatched the ONLY way to fix it is to make the federal govt far far less powerful and drastically reduce its scope so that it has almost zero influence on day to day life. Then the value of politicians would plummet.

@Piss_Ant seems kind of mean. Can't you clean it in place?

My wife has a life long friend that is coming to visit this weekend. She is a liberal and has her PhD in something liberal, so it is firmly cemented in her head. My wife said that she knows that asking me to refrain from making certain kinds of comments is fruitless so instead she asked me to make then nicely. HAHA.

@Java My wife is nearly OCD so our house is ready to receive company at all times. Sometimes I'm in the middle of fixing something and go to grab a tool and she has already put it away.

What an evening. First wife announces that she's making chicken parm for dinner. Since she knows I hate chicken, I assume I'm on the shit list. So I think oh no but then she tells me she has an alternative for me. Phew. Then she tells me that the stove had an issue (meaning she stopped all over it) and will need my attention. I say since when is the stove my job? Daughter says Dad, you've cleaned the stove for as long as I've been alive, I thought it was a traditional man job. 1 of 2.

Imagine how stupid you have to be to trust the press.

@sevvie there should not be a single weapon denied to the people, that isn't also denied to the government.

Wow, I went to school in prehistoric times.

The real women in The Netherlands, must be unimaginably ugly.

Fact checked as true

@Piss_Ant You are an optimist. he is probably trying to figure out a way to kill you so he can have the house.

My wife was running late this morning so she forgot to contain the puppy b4 she left. On top of that she didn't come home for lunch so it was a very long day. It could have been worse, the damage isn't much over $5000.

@MMA @dogon I get the impression that you are full of piss and vinegar today, Imma be nice cuz I'm skeered.

@MMA My MIL gives my SIL much the same crap. My wife has a close friend that has her 100 year old mother living with her, and she doesn't do that stuff but she is sickeningly sweet and cheerful all the time and expects same from her daughter and this drives my wife's friend bonkers. Having your elderly parents living with you seems to be a very stressful thing.

Sometimes I wish I would have taken his advice.

@Luther I believed some of the bullshit some of the time and some of the bullshit none of the time but at no point did I believe any of the bullshit all of the time or all of the bullshit some of the time.
Now I believe its all bullshit all of the time. This is how I reconcile it.
If born in the middle of a forest, just coming to know that meadows can and do exist is a feat.

@Piss_Ant PFFT. men are becoming sissies.

My wife came home just to feed me and then went back to work.

@Piss_Ant oh and you need a avatar that goes with your name.