Notices by Chris Heilmann (codepo8@toot.cafe)

This is just unbelievable…
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117269745153543631

We should replace "Quiet Quitting" with "Acting your wage".

I fell for a phishing attack and lost access to my X account. Here are five mistakes I did that you need to avoid!
https://christianheilmann.com/2026/02/22/i-fell-for-a-phishing-attack-and-lost-access-to-my-x-account-here-are-five-mistakes-i-did-that-you-need-to-avoid/
1. Rush security
2. Act on very urgent emails
3. Not check the URL of links or emails
4. Submit forms that failed autofill.
5. Delay resets

"AI AGEnTS wIll DO AlL The TEDIoUS WOrk FOR YOU LIKE booKING trIpS"
Meanwhile, AI maps:

I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.

Real estate listing photographers are a special painless breed…
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/36045-Congress-Ct-Farmington-Hills-MI-48335/24570423_zpid/

@sbourne For sure, I am still baffled about the company listing the building in this state. Get it cleaned first

@sbourne Racoons

Want to make your local app available with a public URL to show people something? Just SSH to tunnl.gg:
ssh -t -R 80:localhost:8080 proxy.tunnl.gg

Amazon cut more than 1,800 engineers in record layoffs, despite saying it needs to innovate faster https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/21/amazon-cut-thousands-of-engineers-in-its-record-layoffs-filings-show.html

@thomasfuchs it was a great time

As I remember London…
https://christianheilmann.com/2025/09/25/as-i-remember-london/

That's a new one - a fake reCaptcha screen asking me to paste some code into the Terminal! Never, ever, do that!

Went from WiFi to Ethernet connectivity on my main work machine. The connection is much faster and stable but the smell makes me dizzy.

The reason dogs float on water is because they are good buoys.

That strange gap in my resume?
I wrote it in Word and you opened it in Google Docs…

Are our coding jobs safe?

If you want to ensure your content does not get indexed by big tech LLMs, just keep it in your robots.txt file.

Considering tax payers pay £196.50 to fund the BBC, I think we could expect better spelling and not obvious mistakes like that.

Does your company also forget about the real security threat that comes by allowing for remote work?