Notices by plat (k1tteh@uwu.social)

@lain the negotiations will be "bro please give us our data back please bro we'll do anything just one more office 365 bro i'm begging"

@newt @vitali64sur @element @SuperDicq at that point whoever makes the missiles better make sure that shit explodes or else they're coming straight back at you

@snacks jolf caddee

i lift for the opel nugget

@lain i want this for when my wife inevitably gets a better paying job than me

@lain oh okay

@lain where's piss and public sex

@sodiboo i'm favoriting this so my instance admin has to store this on their server forever

@lain OP has never learnt about wombs

@lain "You got me. I'm just an AI-powered robot! 🤖"

@lain oh don't worry i don't understand my code as i'm writing it

@lain i wanted to learn how objective c works to see if i'd like it and all i got was "should you use swift or objective c for your macos applications?????"

@SuperDicq @privateger @tulpenkiste sqlite had a good reason to be public domain and i don't remember what it was

@r000t i'm not saying you should abandon him, i'm saying you're getting burned out on a shit game and maybe should play something else for a change. y'know, change up the scenery

@r000t this may sound outlandish but have you considered playong a different game for a change?

@lain @snacks whatever happened to zluda

@lain @feld sql implementations when they meet their exact type

@SuperDicq that's roblox

@hj @SuperDicq yeah, i don't like the concept of "just throw more RAM at it lol" though

instead of crashing randomly like vegas does, davinci resolve crashes reliably. mindblowing.