Notices by toxtethogrady (toxtethogrady@universeodon.com)

@georgetakei In my day, we did not have Red Bull, but we had Snickers bars. In my early career, I found that a Snickers bar at 3pm in the afternoon picked me up for the rest of the day. So I bought boxes of them to keep in a desk drawer...

@georgetakei We've already traced them back to Elon Musk...
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/10/08/hurricane-helene-antisemitic-misinformation-x/

@georgetakei Ans now that ad breaks stretch to 5 to 9 minutes on most cable channels, the average bathroom break can be taken at a more leisurely pace. Which is annoying...

@georgetakei Democrats in the House plan to make Jared and Ivanka front and center of the impeachment hearings...

@georgetakei When the "fuck" jar is empty, you are liberated to make whatever hand gestures you want...

@georgetakei Democrats need to insist that the vote be taken first. Bet the votes aren't there...

@georgetakei This split has been extant since G.W. Bush. No one party has won more than 53% of the vote since 2000...

@georgetakei They also claim the same about global warming. Which makes them misinformation (or as we used to call it, lies)...

@georgetakei Maybe blood banks were under the impression that gay men were all diabetic, or something...

@georgetakei Tom Lehrer said satire died the moment Henry Kissinger got the Novel Peace Prize. Which Donald Trump still feels he's entitled to...

@georgetakei Conservatives have had authoritarian tendencies before, from Mussolini to Pinochet to Francisco Franco and (you could say) Margaret Thatcher. What's different this time is the quasi-religious trappings of this one man, complete with messianic and martyrdom references. It looks like this movement will not only have to be defeated at the polls but destroyed utterly and its adherents deprogrammed, since those who come out of the trance claim they were brainwashed...

@georgetakei Proof that Netanyahu will stop at nothing to stay out of prison...

@enmodo Bwa-ha-ha. Good luck, Elon. This morning I notice that Twitter is dealing with tons of arbitration cases from employees who were terminated soon after Musk took over. If Musk tries to claim the former employees as intellectual property that belongs to him, that would be an incredible level of chutzpah...

@georgetakei This is what is called in law "fraud upon the court". Usually plaintiffs get sanctioned for it. As do lawyers for Donald Trump...

@georgetakei It's 1991, not 1917. He's on the wrong side of history...

@georgetakei All three of them on a submersible together at the bottom of the Atlantic would be an early Christmas present...

@georgetakei That may be happening before long...

@georgetakei June 8, 2023 will be in history books everywhere except Texas and Florida...

@georgetakei I may not be impressed with Taylor Swift's music, but she always seems to be on the right side of causes. She is also dedicated enough to her fans that she'll perform a three-hour set in the pouring rain for them. In New England, when it's often still cold in May...
https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/taylor-swift-danced-rain-deluge-gillette-stadium-1235332544/

@georgetakei Time for an all-out crusade against the GOP. The NAACP travel warning against Florida is a start and can be weaponized in ways those red states just won't like. Because they're the "flyover" and have never been anything more than that...