Notices by internet relay cat (jesopo@chaos.social)

> The world tells us to seek success, power and money; God tells us to seek humility, service and love.
~ Pope Francis

the revolution will be narrated on IRC

"do you remember that one week near the start of 2025 where every American turned into a Chinese patriot"

so called "apologists" when they annoy me and dont apologise

im a Christian Apologist (im sorry)

making a dirty bomb that releases cooties

@tim oh wow how come i wasnt following you back? the union makes us strong ✊

what?? youre telling me instance admins suck and are very fallible just like every other human???? no waaaayyyyy

responding "source?" when police accuse me of crime

babe are you ok you've not even insulted Matrix today

erm. i think you'll find that atheism also relies on unproven axioms. ☝️🤓

im always packing heat

buddy i worked there and they didnt even let me free the node

toilets were made to be clogged #grindset #republican

@Gargron which timezone?

@Gargron if you get some time, i'd love to talk about the current state of affairs of spam prevention on Mastodon

victoria's secret is warcrimes