Notices by schratze (schratze@todon.nl), page 3

@owl @turtle holy shit they're both real

They're just south of Ober-Seemen, Mittel-Seemen and Nieder-Seemen

And just north of Kloskopf (toilet's head)

@owl @turtle Wikipedia says they used to be the same villiage, but post-Napoleonic shenanigans happened and the creek separating the two halves of the village served as the border between two states, yielding the place names Preußisch-Bösgesäß and Hessisch-Bösgesäß (the Prussian Evil Derriere and the Hessian Evil Derriere)

EU law that says you can't tell people to download your app instead of your website

Write docs

Get money

Wenn du im Jahr 2025 noch die Rechtschreibung von vor 1996 benutzt, dann stelle ich dich mir vor als wärst du mindestens 250 Jahre alt

Und sorry aber ß nach Kurzvokal geht einfach überhaupt nicht klar

Crows are once again helping with the landscaping

One guy is using an excavator to move dirt, two people are raking it flat, and the crows are flapping around to check the dirt for grubs. Helping!

There's currently some landscaping being done outside our apartment. The workers include three people and two crows

Did you know that sparrows LOVE eating car tires? #birds

Yeah you may have a great car but having a great car is cringe

reading the phrase "some macro fun in the forest" on the fedi and heaving a sigh of relief as you realize it's just a few nice plant photos

He died on Easter. There's still a good chance he's gonna rise in three days

@puniko long miku

@HauntedOwlbear I swear I'm gonna play that game any day now

What if there were GPSs for cars that weren't completely useless

GPS voice: trust me bro. You can go down that road. Nevermind the solid metal bollards. Just slam on the gas

Manchmal sind die Kirchen ja doch zu was zu gebrauchen

Letting an LLM write your image descriptions: great, now the prose is all flowery but also the description isn't true anymore

Show me the bear in this image. Where is it??
https://mastodon.art/@biodiversitypix/114334897769491858