Notices by DescartesWalksIntoABar (descarteswalksintoabar@universeodon.com)

@notroot Well, I would piss on Jesus, even if he wasn’t on fire. What can I say? I’m just a Good Samaritan with a full bladder.

@Mrfunkedude Ever smelled a fart but no one would cop to it? Maybe it was a ghost fart?

@georgetakei From now on any media personality interviewing Silly Davis Jr here needs to ask him why didn’t he will Kari Lake’s win into existence? Was it bad weather for time traveling or something? He needs to explain it to all us noobs because darn it, we’re just not smart enough to know how to time travel.

@georgetakei Nice.