Notices by Delta (delta@mk.absturztau.be), page 2

@puniko :neofox_woozy:

my chair just broke :blobcatgoogly:

the big ol screw that keeps the back on just sheered clean in half

github down :crab_rave:

programming languages that use the term "uint" should call signed integers "sint" to match

because if you're programming you're almost certainly committing numerous sins against the natural order

:pleroma_tan_woozy:

i have no idea why this is funny to me

yes i am very normal in case you're wondering

good argument, however, I'm currently in the process of consuming all the paint off your walls

microkernel? no, macrokernel

kernel mode web browser

@puniko i tried messing with it and bending its rules but it just won't let me so out of spite i've decided i am no longer interested in it at all anymore

cat space program, i imagine the reason they decide to try going to space is that they seen a glass on a table on the moon and collectively decided they need to get up there and knock it over

mmmm mindcraff

i've just been asked by someone for help in 3d modelling

but the problem is i don't know how i do it either, uhh

my method of 3d modelling is literally just a mix of instinct and "just keep messing with it until it starts looking right"

@icedquinn@blob.cat (idk why that was boosted i already found a solution) but yeah, when an image was cached it'd load before the JS, but there is (thankfully) a property that allows you to check if an image has loaded from JS that i could check before showing the blurhash

i was trying to implement blurhash display, i tried relying on on:load to turn off the blurhash when the image is loaded, but i discovered a "fun" race condition where if the image loads before the javascript initializes then the on:load handler is never executed so it gets stuck showing the blurhash...

why does blender think i have 24gb of VRAM

i mean i wish i did but i don't, i have just 8gb of VRAM

@puniko no woozy puzzle :neocat_kisser_googly_woozy: but i guess it makes sense that it requires a word that matches the pattern for reference

@puniko but we can at least have this slightly different puzzle for fedi
https://regexle.ithea.de/?bnkoYSUyQiluJTNG

@puniko @desater@mastodon.social @epsi@akko.wtf canada really did go from having one of the most boring flags to one of the best flags

new zealand and australia and really every other country that still has a union jack should do the same (iirc new zealand tried but the proposal didn't pass though)

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