Notices by Oasus Plainsview :verified: (itsoasus@pawb.fun), page 8

So smiiiiiiiiile and let the rainbow siiiiiiing!
Aliiiiiiiive with everything it briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings!
We waaaaaaaaalk a neverending traaaaaaaaaaaail!
We knoooooooooow that we shall never paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale!

@Guildz This is effectively illegal campaigning and lobbying. I'm not sure if there's a better phrasing for this, but that's what came to me.

FUN FACT: Did you know that The Heritage Foundation is a 501(c)(3) tax-exempt organization?

FUN FACT: They are not allowed to participate in political campaigns. Directly OR Indirectly.

FUN FACT: IRS Form 13909 Exists.

Do with this info as you will.

https://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f13909.pdf

"It's the bottom of the 9th against the Texan in a bathing suit,
Filled with more artificial ingredients than a Baby Ruth.
It may be way too soon, but I'm callin' my shot.
And I'm not talkin' about those Italian syringes you bought!

The Sultan of Swat will knock you right outta the park.
And round the bases to the sound of uproarin applause!
While you hang your head in shame and disgrace because
YOU GOT LOST AND FORGOT WHAT REAL SPORTSMANSHIP WAS!!!!!

You look tired kid! You got Sheryl Crow's feet eyes.
Pedal home to France, and maybe bring be back some fries!
Cause when you step to Ruth on the mic I'll fan you, fancy bike and all.
AND YERRRRRRRR OUT! With three strikes, and just one ball!"

@maffsie *boop*

As we enter Friday of AC, please have some understanding for those who are working registration.

They are doing the best they can.

And please do not compare them to other cons. That's actually completely unfair.

Not every convention operates in the same circumstances. Plus, it is very well documented that AC had a massive influx that was not expected. Which very likely added on to any existing wait times.

It is not as easy as people might think to just make unilateral changes. Things happen for a reason.

We are talking about outfits that are run entirely by volunteer labor. From the bottom all the way to the top. No one in the convention organization makes a cent off of this.

Again, everyone is doing the best they can.

So while you may not be happy with the wait, and I completely get it, at least greet the person helping you with a smile, and don't give them a hard time.

@Dodges hehehehe same

I'm sorry, but I just learned there is a Parliamentary Constituency in the UK called Tooting and I will not be able to contain my laughter for the rest of the night. :P

@tango @inkblitz @the_gneech if I were going to AC or SGDQ (same week/weekend :P), I would have definitely wanted this

ITS TIME FOR THE BEST SUMMER VACATION EVER!!!

Join me as we embark on a journey to the New World! I'm sure that it will contain absolutely no sinister plots or villanous curveballs whatsoever.

No spoilers and no backsteating please!

https://twitch.tv/itsOasus

As we begin this journey into the New World, please keep in mind that not everybody has time off to burn, nor does everyone have early access.

So if you are going to talk about FF14 Dawntrail, PLEASE tag it accordingly so that those looking to avoid spoilers may do so effectively! :3

@posrgl AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh, is it me?
Well here's my first issue:
I barely even know enough ABOUT you to diss you.
But did you guys HONESTLY think that I would screw this feud up?
And lose to the dude a huge TOOTHIE COOCHIE chewed up?!

That's bananas!
I do damage when I brandish my katanas.
Man, I'll slice you up and vanish in my lady bug pajamas!
I'm one of a kind you're a Xerox of your papa.
Doin temp work for Vader, and odd jobs for Jabba.

I'm tight, you're mad baggy.
I'm toned, you're so floppy.
Mad cause Sam Jackson killed your Clone Daddy!
Somebody oughta put a bounty on that cape!
Maybe I'll write a letter... And mail it to your FACE!!!

@herzenschein uwu

It is with great sadness that I must tell you all that Sika Anoa'i of The Wild Samoans, and father to former WWE Champion Roman Reigns has passed away. :(

https://wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/sika-anoai-of-the-wild-samoans-and-roman-reigns-father-passes-away

I was a part of a 300 musician Medley celebrating Final Fantasy XIV Endwalker!

Check it out! See if you can spot me! :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjoFug9U5y4

"I took one for both teams from a disease no one knew existed.
I didn't leave a mark on history. I FRENCH KISSED IT!
I'm a Champion of the World!
Extinguished in his prime!
So kiss my ass Frankie!
But you'll have to wait in line! 😉"

Artists exist to bring joy and color into a gray and dreary world.

@Velux @inari we're so cold in here, hell has frozen over

Happy Anniversary to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

On this day, 28 years ago, Austin would beat Jake "The Snake" Roberts in the finals of the King of the Ring tournament of 1996, and proceed to cut the promo that would define his career for years to come.

Some people say that the Attitude Era began when Austin beat Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania for the WWF Championship.

Me?

I say it began at EXACTLY that moment. When he won King of the Ring. And ran down Jake Roberts. And made his intentions clear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjWPoQWdmjg