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"It's the bottom of the 9th against the Texan in a bathing suit,
Filled with more artificial ingredients than a Baby Ruth.
It may be way too soon, but I'm callin' my shot.
And I'm not talkin' about those Italian syringes you bought!

The Sultan of Swat will knock you right outta the park.
And round the bases to the sound of uproarin applause!
While you hang your head in shame and disgrace because
YOU GOT LOST AND FORGOT WHAT REAL SPORTSMANSHIP WAS!!!!!

You look tired kid! You got Sheryl Crow's feet eyes.
Pedal home to France, and maybe bring be back some fries!
Cause when you step to Ruth on the mic I'll fan you, fancy bike and all.
AND YERRRRRRRR OUT! With three strikes, and just one ball!"