Notices by kolya (kolya@social.cologne), page 5

@vivi what have you accomplished on your own without help from others so far?

@vivi oh, I read it and I can see you put some thought into it and guessed some of mine.
I think you're wrong with the assumption that regardless how much effort you put into it, you're at the mercy of luck to find a significant other. There are just so many people out there, (way too many actually) that the idea you were too special to find a partner elicits a mild benevolent smile.
Besides, the whole idea of partnering is to open up to someone and let them look into your abyss and love you.

@vivi Your complaint is like bemoaning the fact that you can't swim without water.

@kaia there are so many girl gamers these days... under which rock have these bullies been hiding?

@kaia no. at least in Germany doing taxes online with Elster is relatively straightforward. everything that's already known to the tax office is automatically filled in. takes a bit of work to set up but once you figured it out it's an okay chore.

@kaia she's also kind of weird, like a real life pixie that grew in Elijah Wood's flower pot

@kaia in your system is insecure, because linux is taped together by people in fur suites locked in their basements. but that's probably not what this warning is aiming at.

@kaia @hj consecutively?

@kaia yeah, Sophia Lillis is cute

@kaia why Volkswagen? if you get fake keys to stash your drugs why not yacht keys or Cessna keys? try to think big.

@kaia die Übertragung ist SSL verschlüsselt, wie üblich. keine Ahnung wie du die Bilder sonst noch verschlüsseln möchtest.
https://www.amazon.de/photos

@kaia falls du Amazon Prime hast, hast du unbegrenzten online Speicherplatz für Fotos

@kaia moderately gifted and highly delayed (I'm always late)

@kaia if she plays gin rummy I want to play with her.

@kaia I mean, look at it. Google Glass was subtle vs these ski goggles.

@kaia be gentle with your elder time travellers. they come from another time.

@kaia I see. as an average looking guy I practically never get chatted up, creepy or not... wait that's not true, once some girls asked me at a traffic light what kind of music I was listening to on my headphones. I honestly replied: C64 Chiptunes. and that was that.

@kaia maybe he just fancied you?

@kaia don't know the guy. what was your criticism that made him block your instance?
https://www.tagesspiegel.de/autoren/sebastian-pertsch

@kaia mount it on the ceiling for that battle station vibe