Notices by cwgrody (cwgrody@mastodon.sdf.org), page 3

First time I’ve heard of a pitcher having the wind knocked out of him by his “protective cup.” Thank you, Ron Darling! #Royals #MLB #baseball @baseball

@emarktaylor — It’s time for another episode of that favorite game show, “Is she dumb enough to actually believe this, or does she just think you are?”

How in the world are my #Broncos 2-2? Ugliest win in a long time, but we’ll take it. #NFL @nfl

Lori: “What’s wrong with Russell Wilson?”

Me: “Justin Fields.”

#Steelers #NFL @nfl

We have two turnovers and no first downs. #Broncos fever — catch it! #NFL @nfl

I feel like offering a defensive seminar around the concept of jumping offsides — if you’re already offsides, keep going until the refs kill the play. Otherwise, free shots downfield for the offense.

You’ve probably heard me say this before, but it’s obviously not sinking in. This isn’t brain surgery, folks.

#CollegeFootball @cfb

It’s possible Travis Kelce retired and didn’t tell anybody. 😊 #Chiefs #NFL @nfl

@FlashMobOfOne @emarktaylor — For me, yes, but I also realize they normally have terrible matchups that lead to boredom as well.

@emarktaylor @cfb — We found the new last Jedi.

Good win for #Stanford, and we have a big guy TD for #Illinois to tie #Nebraska in the fourth quarter. Great fun!

#CollegeFootball @cfb

“‘Nobody is disputing that the that the town of Springfield, Ohio, needs help,’ Bash said. ‘But you’re not just a bystander. You’re the senator from Ohio. So instead of saying things that are are wrong and actually causing the hospitals, the schools, the government buildings to be evacuated because of bomb threats, because of the cats and dogs thing, why not actually be constructive in helping to better integrate them into the community?’”
https://mastodon.social/@darwinwoodka/113142259602251921

@emarktaylor @cfb @FlashMobOfOne — Did they make the first down?

So hello, #ArizonaState and #TexasState. Tied at 28 in the fourth quarter.

#CollegeFootball @cfb

@jon @tom — For the record, in games players ARE allowed to wear the padding on the outside of the helmet that they use in practice to help prevent head trauma. I haven’t seen anyone use it in a game.

When you jump offsides, just keep going until they blow the whistle. Just gave the #Jets a free TD.

#49ers #MNF #NFL @nfl

Orange pants with orange jersey? No, #Bengals, no.

@nfl #NFL

WTF, #Giants unis!?!

#NFL @nfl

“Since at least 2022, three Russian companies working with the Kremlin have been trying to change foreign politics in a campaign they called ‘Doppelganger,’ covertly spreading Russian government propaganda. ‘[F]irst and foremost,’ notes from a meeting with Russian officials about targeting Germany read, ‘we need to discredit the USA, Great Britain, and NATO.’ Through fake social media profiles, their operatives posed as Americans or other non-Russians . . .”

https://open.substack.com/pub/heathercoxrichardson/p/september-6-2024

Catch the football, “woulda been a pick six” edition. (That’s why he’s on defense.)

#Packers #NFL @nfl

Sounds like good qualities for a president. #VoteBlue https://mastodon.social/@doctorambient/113093895257620093