Notices by load bearing hole (killeveryhetero@jorts.horse), page 6

i found the original article i used to set it up

https://stanislas.blog/2018/05/moving-mastodon-media-files-to-wasabi-object-storage/

the article now has a banner telling you not to do this

can you believe the gall, that they think this will stop me

now i just have to figure out how to combine this with a version of mastodon that isnt seventeen years out of date

no banner telling me not to do something will ever stop me from doing that thing, you're a website banner and i'm a person shut up

found the nginx config file its just named media that's really obvious in retrospect but in my defense i'm very stupid

i need gas station fried chicken so bad

gas station fried chicken break i can probably make it 5 blocks to the fuckin brothers without throwing up i bet brb

if you live in the new orleans area and your car radio isn't permanently set to 97.5 LATINO MIX you are Fucking Up

why did i buy SO MUCH CHICKEN what made my hungover brain think i could magically consume 3x as much food as normal stupid ass

okay i'm back, where did i leave off

okay i'm just gonna assume "patching" the vuln isnt possible right

we're too old

it would be a waste of my braincells to try and figure that out right?

so i need to update instead

kind of a shame considering these old ass bones fixed themselves at some point and continued chugging along like nothing ever happened

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RE: RE: RE: FW'DS FROM GRANDMA: unrelated image i made for a comedy bit on something awful dot com a few months ago (i kept spending $10 to make it someone's avi over and over) that i thought you might all enjoy and appreciate real quick

goth night fit check

@eris :sob_blood: the 𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝔽𝕠𝕖 has appeared before me once again.... docker....... my Enemy....... :sob_blood:

glitch.soc's latest release is from 2017? that doesn't seem right. let me see...

oh. they're using "packages" instead of releases now. okay, sure, what's a github package?

oh. oh, no. oh no no no no no. not this. anything but this. NO.

:sob_blood::bloody_d::bloody_o::bloody_c::bloody_k::bloody_e::bloody_r::sob_blood:

hey lets just say it: jorts runs like dogshit nowadays, and any of the minor tweaks i've tried to do to fix it have done absolutely nothing

it's my own website, and even i can't get it to load on my phone at all anymore

:pensiveghost:

so, the thing i've been putting off for weeks now (and don't get me wrong ... i will probably put off for a couple more weeks after this post! that's BRAND CONSISTENCY, baby!) is upon us

we need to update

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@Timmy wtf lol i don't even post there

@Gargron what is the meaning of this, we duel with pistols at dawn