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   load bearing hole (killeveryhetero@jorts.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Feb-2024 05:16:13 JST load bearing hole

   there are many good posts lmao

   i'm very hungover rn but i'm slowly figuring out my various passwords to log into our crumbling server architecture

   after that the biggest hurdle (and what thwarted me last time when i tried to update us) is that i do not remember what dark magicks i used to set up our reverse image hosting -- "media.jorts.horse" is a reverse proxy that points to a wasabi bucket -- and so i have no fucking idea how to update in any way without ruining that setup and killing media

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     load bearing hole (killeveryhetero@jorts.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Feb-2024 05:15:59 JST load bearing hole

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     if you live in the new orleans area and your car radio isn't permanently set to 97.5 LATINO MIX you are Fucking Up

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     load bearing hole (killeveryhetero@jorts.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Feb-2024 05:16:01 JST load bearing hole

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     gas station fried chicken break i can probably make it 5 blocks to the fuckin brothers without throwing up i bet brb

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     load bearing hole (killeveryhetero@jorts.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Feb-2024 05:16:03 JST load bearing hole

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     i need gas station fried chicken so bad

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     load bearing hole (killeveryhetero@jorts.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Feb-2024 05:16:06 JST load bearing hole

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     found the nginx config file its just named media that's really obvious in retrospect but in my defense i'm very stupid

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     load bearing hole (killeveryhetero@jorts.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Feb-2024 05:16:09 JST load bearing hole

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     no banner telling me not to do something will ever stop me from doing that thing, you're a website banner and i'm a person shut up

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     load bearing hole (killeveryhetero@jorts.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Feb-2024 05:16:11 JST load bearing hole

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     i found the original article i used to set it up

     https://stanislas.blog/2018/05/moving-mastodon-media-files-to-wasabi-object-storage/

     the article now has a banner telling you not to do this

     can you believe the gall, that they think this will stop me

     now i just have to figure out how to combine this with a version of mastodon that isnt seventeen years out of date

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     load bearing hole (killeveryhetero@jorts.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Feb-2024 05:16:12 JST load bearing hole

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     the reverse image thing -- you'll see that the OP of this thread is hosted at:

     https://media.jorts.horse/horse-media/media_attachments/files/111/925/597/093/591/036/original/6a43e68dac8ae2d8.jpg

     but the real image location is [some wasabi URL nonsense]/horse-media/media_[blah blah]

     it just automagically converts everything over so that uploads do not direct link to the wasabi bucket which is insecure, and more importantly, ugly

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     load bearing hole (killeveryhetero@jorts.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Feb-2024 05:16:13 JST load bearing hole

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     actually the server doesn't really seem to lag anymore huh, that shit fixed itself at some point in the last 5 or 6 months i guess, another victory for communism