Notices by Mr Funk E Dude 🏴‍☠️ (mrfunkedude@beige.party), page 2

Yes, this is a real movie poster, and yes, this is a real movie. I just thought it felt fitting here.

So how do I go about feeding the black hole at the center of the universe again?

You know, black holes are pretty glorious. Perhaps it’s time for a name change?

Nah. “Black glory“ doesn’t sound as good.

This is your reminder that the heart of the Fedi isn't one person. It's all the people who BOOST the posts they think are important.

There's no algorithm here to tell you which posts you should be paying attention to. That's YOUR JOB. So BOOST the things you love. BOOST the things you think are important. And BOOST the posts that make your heart laugh.

The Fediverse needs YOU to BOOST.

if you live in the United States, I hope that you stay safe today.

If I am elected Mayor of Mastodon...

All "Reply guys" will be sectioned off into an instance where bots just keep asking and replying with really stupid questions. Thereby distracting them and keeping them out of the populace.

Thank you for your vote.

No Mastodon. You can not put a limit on my character.

Just found out that Tapatio just sold to a private equity firm.

😢

Now I just need to stock up before they ruin the recipe.

Shit. I'm late for my doom scrolling.

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” ― Ferris Bueller

I only have 1k posts since coming over to Beige.party?

What is wrong with me?

"Everyone poops. But mostly my dad." - my ADULT daughter.

My Girlfriends sister, who is 2 years older than she is, had no idea how WIFI worked. She's had a cell phone since cell phones were a thing, and yet she didn't know how to connect to my wifi or how it even worked.

The amount of will power it took to not look at her with abject confusion and amazement was probably one of the hardest things I've had to do in years.

But I walked her through it, and she was grateful.

The woman is my age.

How? HOW?!?!?

It's the end of the week! Pray that it does not rise again.

I’m been running around this Mulberry bush for about 20 minutes now and I’ve yet to find a weasel or a monkey.

Childhood was a lie.

Libraries are my favorite data centers.

@jeffowski @TheBreadmonkey yeah, but you get what I mean by it right?

@valiumnation Instead of arguing that point, I'd like to ask what YOU are doing to help it grow?

@valiumnation Hmmm... well then maybe its not the platform?

Stop thinking that the Fediverse needs to compete with corporate owned social media.

It doesn't.

Mastodon isn't in competition with X or Threads. PeerTube isn't in competition with YouTube. PixelFed is not in competition with Instagram. Friendica is not in competition with Facebook.

The Fediverse serves a different function then all of the billionaire funded social medias. The Fedi isn't meant to create a revenue flow for investors. It isn't meant to turn you into a product where your privacy is stripped from you.

The Fediverse is meant to give the USER control. It's meant to protect the disenfranchised. Give power to the people. Be safe from profit exploitation.

The Fediverse and corporate social media couldn't be more different. Trying to put them in competition is like trying to compare a toilet to a flower. Sure you can shit and piss on a flower, but the toilet will always stink and the flower will continue to grow.