Notices by Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club), page 7

*sigh* it has been ZERO DAYS since I was asked to agree or accept the GPL

this job application site has added "check all your pronouns" to their applying process. They left out a major one (it/its), but they do let you enter custom pronouns.

Sadly they limit it to 41 characters, so I can't stick the entirety of Doom in there. Again.

THE FBI!? in what world would I work for the FBfuckingI?

They delayed my wedding, tried to get me fired, and once mentioned my old 4chan username in a federal trial!
They very, very don't want to hire me.

heh. "AI HW design verification"
I don't want to work for an AI company but I could technically do that one.
Every time they send me a design, I confirm if there's still AI in it, and if so, I fail the verification for that design

maybe it was a mistake to embed EICAR and some actually live DOS viruses into my resume

Another company is hiring for web dev stuff, and the "submit job application" PHP file is throwing 500 internal errors.

they DEFINITELY need a web developer

I think it was HxD but wow, ImHex looks awesome:
https://github.com/WerWolv/ImHex

The eternal annoyance of setting up a new computer without easy access to the old one:

how often you go "what's the fucking hex editor that I use? I can't remember, and I just think of it as 'the hex editor'"

Darn. I don't know if my laptop can handle this level. I'm dangerously close to the minimum system requirements to for this game!

it needs at minimum 8mb of RAM (with 16 MB suggested), but this laptop my roommate fished out of the ewaste for me has a mere 16GB of RAM.

I'm looking at a company hiring for techs to work on neat aerospace projects. they're a contractor doing stuff with GPS and calculating orbits and stuff!

and they want you to know Ada. NOPE, EJECT, ABORT, NOT A GOOD JOB

this job listing is trying very hard not to reveal that they want to hire you to make missiles

it's not about the language itself, mind you: Ada is a perfectly fine language, even if I don't know it.

It's that the people who want you to know Ada are the people who thought it should be required for all new programming projects, like the department of defense

kinda like how Uber doesn't advertise any of their jobs as being for Uber's self-driving cab division (you know, the one that has killed at least one person)

they're hiring for a "autonomous ride-hailing service"

I don't work for ABC companies:
AI, Bombs, Crypto.

and the annoying thing is that some of these companies know that there's people like me and are trying to hide the fact that they're hiring for ABC jobs

I wonder how hard it would be to have a wireless mouse with two receivers paired to it. Like, only one is active at a time, but it can be used with either computer

I'm wondering because I have two laptops I switch between. They're never on at the same time (I only have one lap) but I keep having to disconnect and reconnect my wired mouse

like I know there are mice out there that can pair to multiple devices, with like a switch to select between them.
I mean more a mouse that is automatically connected to whichever of the two receivers is on

worse idea: one mouse with two USB cables, and some smarts to make it pick whichever one is powered on

@0xabad1dea well if they want to send me binaries I can reverse engineer it and then check for security vulnerabilities but it'll take a lot longer and I charge by the hour :)

6% yes, 4% kinda, 90% no.
Interestingly when I ran this on Tumblr, they were 12% yes, 5% kinda, 82% no.