Notices by Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 (lazarou@mastodon.social), page 8

So fresh from destroying Gaza's cultural heritage, the Israelis are now taking on Lebanon's cultural heritage.
Remember when the Taliban blew up those Bhuddha statues, and ISIS destroyed what remained of Palmyra?
Ah, but our Western taxes paid for this so we better shut up..

#Tyre #Lebanon #Israel #IDF

It's a magic amulet which protects rapists from conviction, it's called a "Patriarchy Stone"

#RussellBrand

Why has this world awarded Russel Brand with enough money to fuck over a small english village?
Why do (alleged) rapists get so much wealth?

(And I'm pronouncing it 'Piss-hill')

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/oct/24/oxfordshire-villagers-pishill-russell-brand-pub-studios

#RussellBrand #UK #Pishill

@WarnerCrocker sounds on brand for the creep. Did he throw a paper towel out?

I dont want films about Superheroes, I want films in which an elite team of assassins from oppressed communities go round the planet killing billionaires in ironic and graphic ways.

Get on it Hollywood.

#NoBillionaires

@br00t4c The Queen is dead, Camila is just the king's racist wife.

#AbolishTheMonarchy

White folk saying a Black man in a stationary car is being 'armed', so killing him is fine.....
Have we learned nothing from America? Must we make the same white people mistakes?
#ChrisKaba #MartinBlake

The Police testimony did not match with the video, but the jury let him off.
Lick the boot lads, it'll protect you from those scary Others, wont it?
#ChrisKaba #MartinBlake #ACAB #London

We're watching the 2004 Stepford Wives remake and they just made a reference to slow AOL loading times and I'm thinking contemporary audiences wouldn't get that and now I feel once again angry at Time's cruel Arrow.

#StepFordWives #Time

@report_press they always go for the Death Threats, never understanding how it gives their critics legitimacy.

Cowards.

Imagine thinking not being scared of The Guardian is being 'brave'
Do these people with their expensive (over) educations even understand what words mean?

#Tories #KemiBadenoch #TheGuardian

It's the way Elon takes our dreams of going to the stars and twists them into some throwback fascist Werner Von Braun shitshow that really, really makes me hate him with the fire of 1000 suns.

#ElonMusk #Space

@gwynnion .....and Meloni
ewwww

https://aurora-israel.co.il/en/Italy-suspended-arms-exports-to-Israel-after-October-7%2C-Meloni-reveals/

@RustyBertrand Hey Keir Starmer, that's what you should have done instead of have a two hour dinner with Trump a fortnight ago....

Biden, who likes to play up his distant, distant Irish heritage having nothing to say about his beloved Zionists shooting at the Irish in Lebanon then?

#Biden #Ireland #UNIFIL #UN #Lebanon #Israel #USPOL

In response to this Bibi will have some UNIFIL soldiers blown up to teach us all a lesson in power and might.

And YOUR government will be fine with it.

#Israel #UN #UNIFIL #Netanyahu #Gaza #FreePalestine #Genocide

" Paratroopers under Colonel Ariel Sharon, a future Israeli prime minister, had “shot every man, woman and child they could find,” in the Jordanian-controlled West Bank village of Qibya, according to Time magazine, leaving 69 dead. Prime Minister Ben-Gurion cried “anti-Semitism.”

https://www.aljazeera.com/opinions/2024/10/11/israels-forgotten-terror

#Israel #ArielSharon #Qibya #WestBank

#Qibya

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qibya_massacre

Lol, well done :catjam: ✊ :transgender:

https://www.mylondon.news/news/zone-1-news/live-insects-released-protesters-lgb-30125935

#LGBTQIA #London #LGBAlliance

"We're utter powerless to stop this! (....the stockpiles of ammunition we gave them should last years. But if we miss one installment Bibi calls us bad words and we get scared)" - the sole Superpower on Earth (allegedly)

#Israel #Lebanon #USPOL