Notices by Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social), page 4

When your campaign’s adrift
And is looking for a lift
Maybe best not to say

Laura Loomer has a better jobs plan than Donald Trump.

You’d think Trump would be a better loser, he’s had a lot of practice by now.

Breaking: God announces Universe model years 2016-2024 are defective, issues recall.

All Ears: Between a fragment of something grazing Trump’s ear and the Republican accusation that Harris wore an earpiece during the debate, the 2024 campaign has had the most scrutiny of candidates’ ears in US history. In this paper

Breaking: Trump complains that "criminal aliens" are taking jobs away from home-grown criminals like himself.

In honor of the 100th anniversary of the then Washington Senators winning baseball's World Series, five current U.S. Senators share their personal recollections of the historic win.

Breaking: Local man who says he handily won a debate refuses to have any more.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-09-11/trump-says-he-s-not-inclined-toward-another-debate-with-harris

Breaking: Trump scoffs at extensive Harris debate prep, saying he needs no practice at making incomprehensible or racist and sexist statements.

Salmonella is the worst infection that would also be a cute girl’s name.

“A second Cheney has hit the Donald.”

Breaking: Following his endorsement of Harris, as an apparent peace offering Dick Cheney invites Donald Trump to join him on a quail hunt.

Donald Trump recommending Elon Musk for a government efficiency commission is like Musk recommending Trump for an anti-crime commission.

Breaking: Researchers declare that the most effective birth control measure is owning a Cybertruck.

I like people that weren’t captured on video at Arlington National Cemetery in order to be in campaign commercials. https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/03/politics/jimmy-mccain-decries-trump-arlington-appearance/index.html

Analysis: Can Tim Walz, who called a hot dog a “sandwich” at the Minnesota State Fair, really be put within a heartbeat of the U.S. presidency?

It’s only sparkling neo-Nazi if it’s from outside the Deutschland region of Europe; otherwise, it’s just original-flavor Nazi.

Linda Yaccarino could tweet the funniest thing right now.

Breaking: In an effort to reopen X/Twitter’s important Brazilian market, Elon Musk assures the country’s authorities there that he is only focused on a U.S. coup right now.

Live your life such that you are not rebuked by Arlington National Cemetery. https://www.cnn.com/2024/08/29/politics/us-army-rebukes-trump-campaign-arlington-incident/index.html