Notices by Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social), page 5

Live your life such that you are not rebuked by Arlington National Cemetery. https://www.cnn.com/2024/08/29/politics/us-army-rebukes-trump-campaign-arlington-incident/index.html

In fairness to Trump, I wouldn’t want to appear in public with JD Vance either.

When the local furniture store's salesperson attends a Vance rally.

Old memes never die they're just reborn

Area man who buried his ex-wife on a golf course confused by how to appropriately act at national cemetery. https://www.npr.org/2024/08/27/nx-s1-5091154/trump-arlington-cemetery

Breaking: Police chief complains that body cams make it harder for cops to break the law. https://www.yahoo.com/news/albuquerques-police-chief-says-cops-181046009.html

Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign has raised $540 million since it launched last month, a total that almost amounts to the damages that Donald Trump has to pay in his New York civil case. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/08/25/kamala-harris-fundraising-trump-election/

Breaking: Stranded astronauts constantly check Uber to see if a SpaceX ride option has been added yet.

"No no AI, I said make me a picture of Trump fuckin' lyin'."

I do think that Trump sincerely believes that Harris is the worst Vice President among the two he can name.

Let me explain the “coach” thing in terms Trump himself will understand.

You know how all the members of a jury in one of your criminal trials is called a juror even though there’s a head juror? It’s like that.

Breaking: Trump admits mistake in choosing Vance and

sorry I can’t continue lol lmao

Dawn of the Dead (1978)

Hats off to the FBI

Dick in a box https://wapo.st/3WZR3JG

“And the award for Best Insurrectionist goes to…”

Them: “Why do you believe JD Vance fucks couches?”

Me: “I saw it on the news.”

The news:

BREAKING: RFK Jr to withdraw from the US presidential race on Friday, citing a desire to spend more time with his brain worms.

Breaking: WaPo fact checkers deem quoting Trump at length verbatim “misleading because of too much context.”

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