Notices by Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social), page 2

Breaking: Trump agrees to surrender Ukraine to Russia in exchange for returning Alaska to Russia.

The Trump Administration announces Project 1846, to include:
• US-Mexican war
• end of birthright citizenship
• return of measles
• safest form of travel is by train

Breaking: In a historic first, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announces the start of work on a vaccine against other vaccines.

Who knew that Trump would be able to add to his leadership team all Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse — Disease, Famine, War and Death.

Breaking: US Health Secretary RFK Jr. calls for an end to deadly Texas measles outbreak having now been satisfied that his uncle’s death has been avenged. https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/us-cdc-says-vaccination-remains-best-defense-against-measles-after-death-texas-2025-02-28/

Turns out Zelenskyy is good at standing up against dictators.

You see, the Trump Administration is all about job creation. https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/28/politics/russia-us-spy-networks/index.html

Excited that the Washington Post will be publishing my first op-ed, “DEI Is an Expression of Personal Liberties and Bolsters Free Markets.”

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

Breaking: OPM reverses course, now says that only federal workers who sent in five bullet points will be fired.

Embarrassing that Germany is now better at defeating Nazis than America is. We used to own them on that.

Breaking: In what some considered an ominous sign, the Justice Alito residence was observed flying an American flag right side up.

Breaking: Elon Musk promises to treat the IRS data downloaded by DOGE like his children and completely ignore them.

Donald Trump has given Elon Musk a job that allows him to use his greatest talent — siphoning money out of the U.S. government.

Breaking: Egypt and Jordan leaders are offered a free trip to Washington, DC in exchange for attending a two-hour meeting on buying a timeshare at a Trump Gaza resort.

Breaking: President Trump dismisses the Pope’s rebuke of his mass deportation policy, asking “How many divisions does the Pope have?”

I’m starting to regret voting for Elon Musk.

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

Breaking: Democratic Senators agree to come together and perform a heartfelt rendition of Imagine.