Notices by Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social), page 2

The White House announces that the Epstein files will be renamed the Trump Epstein files.

When not in use, the Rubio is powered down and placed in a corner.

"It's a very respected peace prize."

Breaking: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth releases his Signal Wrapped.

Admiral Bradley to testify that the intercepted radio communication "Mayday, Mayday, Mayday" was code for "send more drugs."

There are going to be future historians who specialize in the crimes of Trump 1 and others who focus on the crimes of Trump 2.

Zohran Mamdani to release PSA video, "How to talk to your deranged racist MAGA uncle at Thanksgiving dinner."

If you picked the worst five people on earth this century, President Trump has been friends with like three of them.

Technically you always have your whole life ahead of you.

Worst night for Virginia Republicans since 1860.

Until proven otherwise, I will assume the anonymous Trump friend is Jeffrey Epstein. https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/politics/anonymous-donor-military-pay-shutdown?cid=ios_app

President Trump announces that, because of the great respect he has for the demolished East Wing of the White House, it will be buried at his Bedminster golf course next to his ex-wife.

The next President should turn the White House Ballroom into a publicly-accessible permanent display on the Epstein files.

“If I can’t violate people’s civil liberties what’s the point of even being a cop?l

“Can you explain this gap in your resume?”

Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… uh, to children.”

Reminder: Antifa membership cards are being mailed out next week, please be sure that you have paid your annual dues.

“A second Nobel Peace Prize snub hit your second time as President.”

Breaking: Bad Bunny invites the Portland Frog to be one of the dancers at his Super Bowl halftime show.

Breaking: Nobel Prize Total Landscaping awards President Donald Trump the Nobel Peace Prize.

White House staff preparing an AI video for President Trump with a video message from the Norwegian Nobel Committee awarding him the Nobel Peace Prize but saying they can't announce it publicly "because of woke."