Notices by Missing The Point (missingthept@mastodon.social)

A constitutional crisis looms as Donald Trump and Elon Musk vigorously disagree on tariff policy and the Constitution has no procedure to invoke in the event that there is an impasse between co-Presidents.

Today there was even a protest rally on Heard Island.

Breaking: President Trump imposes a 100% tariff on poster boards and markers.

Tariffs on duct tape and baling wire are going to really drive up Cybertruck production costs.

Breaking: In a surprise retaliatory move specifically targeting the Trump Administration, El Salvador imposes a 30% tariff on prisoner slaves imported from the U.S.

Breaking: President Trump demands that a GOP Senator give a 25-hour speech about how admired he is or face deportation.

Breaking: French far-right leader Le Pen, furious about being held accountable for her crimes, vows to move to the United States.

Breaking: Man who wants nothing more than to be liked set to lose hundreds of billions of dollars as a direct result of being despised.

Trump Administration officials claim their war plans discussions were secure as they took place in a SCIF:

Signal
Chat
Including the
Fellas

Breaking: JD Vance scrambles to ensure that after his wife Usha's high-profile trip to Greenland she will be permitted back into the United States.

Breaking: Moving forward, instead of using Signal to chat about sensitive military operations the Pentagon will use Twitter DMs.

Tesla objects to people spray painting Swastikas on Cybertrucks because customers should be ordering the official Swastika decal at time of checkout.

Breaking: President Trump to order the deporting of NCAA athletes on student visas from schools that Donald Trump Jr. had losing early in his NCAA tournament bracket.

Despite the latest tranche of files on the 1963 JFK assassination released to the public, RFK Jr. continues to maintain that his uncle was killed by a vaccine.

But if they’re not arrested at the border or disappeared during their stay, foreign tourists can have a great time visiting the U.S.

What NASA’s two astronauts who have been stuck in space since before Trump’s inauguration see upon their return to Earth.

Senator Schumer gives off “likes are not an endorsement” energy.

Breaking: President Trump signs an Executive Order making climate change illegal.

Breaking: Tesla HR sends Elon Musk an email asking for five bullet points listing what he has accomplished for the company over the past week.

Breaking: James Bond franchise under Amazon to pivot to more billionaire-villain-sympathetic storylines.