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Notices by CMD (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love), page 2

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    CMD (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love)'s status on Monday, 17-Nov-2025 13:45:06 JST CMD CMD
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    • CMD
    This is literally a drink that used to be called "switchel" and people drank this all the time like a century ago.

    How the FUCK did people tolerate this?
    In conversation about 11 days ago from tsundere.love permalink
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    CMD (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love)'s status on Monday, 17-Nov-2025 13:45:06 JST CMD CMD
    After drinking a bottle of something called "Apple Cider Vinegar Detox" whose ingredient list is literally "Apple Cider Vinegar, Honey, Cinnamon," I am convinced that the word "Detox" is hippy-speak for "fart inducer."
    In conversation about 11 days ago from tsundere.love permalink
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    CMD (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love)'s status on Monday, 17-Nov-2025 11:56:02 JST CMD CMD
    • NonPlayableClown
    • Wiz
    • Wiz
    • Tsundere Maija
    @NonPlayableClown @Wiz @Wiz @ube Good thing that I'm not using my real name here then :watamenod1:
    In conversation about 11 days ago from tsundere.love permalink
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    CMD (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love)'s status on Monday, 17-Nov-2025 11:05:29 JST CMD CMD
    • Wiz
    • Wiz
    • Tsundere Maija
    @ube @Wiz @Wiz >Maija's mental health improves to the point where they leave Fedi before Owl or CMD

    :chino_dead1: Top 10 anime plot twists
    In conversation about 11 days ago from tsundere.love permalink
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    CMD (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love)'s status on Monday, 17-Nov-2025 06:43:29 JST CMD CMD
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    • nae
    @nae >social.xenofem.me

    This is not a gf
    In conversation about 11 days ago from tsundere.love permalink

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    CMD (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love)'s status on Monday, 17-Nov-2025 06:36:42 JST CMD CMD
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    • RehnyNytes256
    • Ao
    • M_39
    • Supah!
    @M_39 @AoShimizu @RehnyNytes256 @hispanicweeb The fantasy surprisingly also applies to lesbians, I hope to one day dick down some butch carpet muncher until she breaks and acknowledges the superiority of cock.
    In conversation about 11 days ago from tsundere.love permalink
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    CMD (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love)'s status on Monday, 17-Nov-2025 06:33:29 JST CMD CMD
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    • RehnyNytes256
    • Ao
    • M_39
    • Supah!
    @M_39 @AoShimizu @RehnyNytes256 @hispanicweeb Only half
    In conversation about 11 days ago from tsundere.love permalink
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    CMD (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love)'s status on Monday, 17-Nov-2025 06:33:28 JST CMD CMD
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    • RehnyNytes256
    • Ao
    • M_39
    • Supah!
    @M_39 @AoShimizu @RehnyNytes256 @hispanicweeb :gura_pain: its over chat
    In conversation about 11 days ago from tsundere.love permalink
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    CMD (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love)'s status on Monday, 17-Nov-2025 06:33:27 JST CMD CMD
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    • RehnyNytes256
    • Ao
    • M_39
    • Supah!
    @M_39 @AoShimizu @RehnyNytes256 @hispanicweeb The dream of fucking someone until they're attracted to adult men lingers, but the reality is that this door is closed.
    In conversation about 11 days ago from tsundere.love permalink
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    CMD (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love)'s status on Monday, 17-Nov-2025 06:30:01 JST CMD CMD
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    • RehnyNytes256
    • Ao
    • M_39
    • Supah!
    @M_39 @AoShimizu @RehnyNytes256 @hispanicweeb nigger
    In conversation about 11 days ago from tsundere.love permalink
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    CMD (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love)'s status on Monday, 17-Nov-2025 06:30:00 JST CMD CMD
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    • RehnyNytes256
    • Ao
    • M_39
    • Supah!
    @M_39 @AoShimizu @RehnyNytes256 @hispanicweeb :haze_smug: bend over
    In conversation about 11 days ago from tsundere.love permalink
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    CMD (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love)'s status on Sunday, 16-Nov-2025 13:16:01 JST CMD CMD
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    • Johnny Peligro
    @mischievoustomato The same thing that happens with Mexico.
    In conversation about 12 days ago from tsundere.love permalink
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    CMD (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love)'s status on Sunday, 16-Nov-2025 13:11:51 JST CMD CMD
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    • H. Faust
    @hfaust Spend all day inside masturbating
    In conversation about 12 days ago from tsundere.love permalink
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    CMD (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love)'s status on Sunday, 16-Nov-2025 13:11:50 JST CMD CMD
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    • H. Faust
    @hfaust Actually, 50 years ago was the 1970s, I guess they would've still done that.

    Let's go with "wear casual clothes to an office job."
    In conversation about 12 days ago from tsundere.love permalink
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    CMD (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love)'s status on Sunday, 16-Nov-2025 13:11:49 JST CMD CMD
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    • H. Faust
    @hfaust Damn, I'm getting rekt here. Let's go with "let their girlfriend fuck their ass" as my last guess.
    In conversation about 12 days ago from tsundere.love permalink
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    CMD (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love)'s status on Sunday, 16-Nov-2025 13:11:48 JST CMD CMD
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    • H. Faust
    • CMD
    @hfaust Apparently, the survey says that men in the 1970s wore casual clothes to work, fapped all day at home, and let their girlfriends plow their buttholes with strapons.
    In conversation about 12 days ago from tsundere.love permalink
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    CMD (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love)'s status on Sunday, 16-Nov-2025 13:11:48 JST CMD CMD
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    • H. Faust
    @hfaust Friends I have died! Avenge me in this board where I have gone 0 for 3!
    In conversation about 12 days ago from tsundere.love permalink
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    CMD (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love)'s status on Sunday, 16-Nov-2025 12:24:06 JST CMD CMD
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    • prettygood
    • Wiz
    • TheFediFiles
    @prettygood @Wiz @TheFediFiles :gura_pain: RIP Wiz, he worked so hard to bring a smile to everyone's face and this was the result
    In conversation about 12 days ago from tsundere.love permalink
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    CMD (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love)'s status on Sunday, 16-Nov-2025 12:14:32 JST CMD CMD
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    • prettygood
    • Wiz
    • TheFediFiles
    @Wiz @prettygood @TheFediFiles You've been complaining about this for more than a few days. Are you going to be OK?
    In conversation about 12 days ago from tsundere.love permalink
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    CMD (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love)'s status on Sunday, 16-Nov-2025 05:24:40 JST CMD CMD
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    • Soy_Magnus
    • You Get Glee
    • Based Lunatic
    @get @Dicey @Soy_Magnus Holy shit it looks like he got a new toy for Christmas and is genuinely happy. :watamenod1:

    I like this dicey pic
    In conversation about 12 days ago from tsundere.love permalink
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    Monoeye Lover | Good at Math | Discord Refugee | Trapped in a limbo between Normalfaggotry and RacismI only block:1) Individuals I suspect of being journalists.2) Spam accounts.3) Accounts run by people who have been on my mute list for more than 18 consecutive months and who are unlikely to ever improve their personalities (currently nobody).I mute instances which either:1) Defederate from tsundere.love2) Have me personally blocked3) Are effectively automated spam instances.No statements made by this account should be taken as support for the trans community.Previously @ceoofmonoeyedating@lab.nyanide.com , @ceoofmonoeyedating@bae.st , @CEOofMonoeyeDating@poa.st.Backup accounts: @ceoofmonoeyedating@nicecrew.digital @ceoofmonoeyedating@annihilation.socialFeatured on @BadFediPosts@shitposter.club and @BadFediPosts@lab.nyanide.com sometimes.

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