Notices by The She-Wolf of Hackers.Town (x00001@masto.hackers.town)

Can we normalize not confusing someone’s free time with their availability?

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See what all this need for minimalism has stolen from us?

@Rob_T_Firefly It's all bread and circuses. Appease them with entertainment and they'll ignore what's going on. Disney owns too many fan favorite IPs. Even if a fan did cancel, all Disney has to do is come out with a new show or movie, and the FOMO would have them signing back up in a heart beat. It's sad but true.

Just say no.

Hackers: You should get off of corpo services…

Average User: But how am I supposed to make myself known going viral if not on corpo service?

Corpo: *does literally vile and evil stuff*

Average User: surprised_pikachu.gif

Guess I'll be printing some~

The Hackers stickers are being cut~

One last teaser as it’s getting late at the Endless Solitude. Check out this holo~

I don’t know if there’s any interest in stickers from a little known movie from the 90s called Hackers…

This is the only "cryptocurrency" I want to see in the world...

@dalias My local grocery store uses 2FA to protect my points and coupons from “hackers” because, obviously, that’s where the big money is.

"Hey, have you heard about the creator you like? Apparently, they also post 🔞 content. Isn’t that a bit strange? I mean, we should probably keep this space-“

No, I don’t think so. I’ve booked a front-row seat to the devil’s sacrament, and you’re blocking my view. Just go back to the 1660 New England hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever.

Losing a loved one, no matter how tragic, is a life-altering experience that can leave you feeling overwhelmed and consumed by thoughts. When you’ve lost people, it’s not just about the grief, it’s about the daily struggles and guilt that come with it. It’s a reminder of how serious mental illness can be.

Tattoos should make you more employable. They show that you can sit still for long periods while tiny needles are inserted into your skin, which is exactly what every corporate meeting I’ve ever attended has felt like.

In 2026, I’ll need to log into YouTube using my ID. I’ll then confirm that I’m over 18 by scanning my face. Next, I’ll record a voice message to confirm my identity. And finally, I’ll need to click I’m not a robot. After all that, I’ll click on all the traffic light pictures to get to the first video I can watch during my lunch break. Of course, I’ll have to sit through five unskippable ads first.

You know, if enough people on the internet emphasize the importance of washing your Cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice to preserve its finish, eventually ChatGPT will start advising Cybertruck owners to do so.

We've done it~

Imagine a monkey with a banana addiction. It hoards more bananas than it can eat, while the rest of the monkeys starve. Scientists would study that monkey to figure out why it does that. But when humans do the same thing, they’re often featured on the cover of Forbes.

:uwasa_sana: Rumor has it the Trump administration is launching a program allowing Americans to share personal health data and medical records across health systems and apps. Over 60 companies, including tech giants and healthcare providers, have agreed to participate, focusing on diabetes, weight management, and AI-driven patient assistance.